The greatest bed in the history of mankind has been unveiled at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. It's called Starry Night, it costs $50,000, AND if it wasn't SO ugly your wife might actually let you buy it...
The bed has two adjustable mattresses side-by-side that you can control like those CraftMatic adjustable beds that make the old people so happy in infomercials. Each mattress has CLIMATE CONTROL . . . you can heat it, cool it, pre-heat it, pre-cool it . . . and the person sleeping next to you can set their side to a totally different temperature.
The bed has two adjustable mattresses side-by-side that you can control like those CraftMatic adjustable beds that make the old people so happy in infomercials. Each mattress has CLIMATE CONTROL . . . you can heat it, cool it, pre-heat it, pre-cool it . . . and the person sleeping next to you can set their side to a totally different temperature.
It STOPS you from SNORING. The bed has military-grade vibration detection technology, so when it senses you snoring, it automatically adjusts the mattress to move you forward by seven degrees to clear your nasal passages and stop your snoring.
It has a built-in PROJECTION HDTV that can project up to 10 feet across on the facing wall.
And it has a built-in iPod dock, internet connection, surround sound speakers and on-board computer. The internal memory can hold 400,000 songs or 2,000 hours of video.
The bed is scheduled to go on sale here sometime in the middle of the year. The price for all of those features is $50,000 . . . but with fewer options, you can get one for as low as $20,000. The manufacturer is Leggett & Platt . . . they're not taking preorders yet.
It has a built-in PROJECTION HDTV that can project up to 10 feet across on the facing wall.
And it has a built-in iPod dock, internet connection, surround sound speakers and on-board computer. The internal memory can hold 400,000 songs or 2,000 hours of video.
The bed is scheduled to go on sale here sometime in the middle of the year. The price for all of those features is $50,000 . . . but with fewer options, you can get one for as low as $20,000. The manufacturer is Leggett & Platt . . . they're not taking preorders yet.
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