Wednesday, May 19, 2010

King James Song


Clevelanders are so worried that their beloved LeBron James is going to sign with another team that they've gathered up a bunch of local celebrities for a musical tribute a la "We Are the World." Unfortunately, this ridiculous video and song will probably do more to drive King James away.

Friday, May 14, 2010

HUGE "LOST" AUCTION THIS SUMMER!


Attention "Lost" fans: A massive auction will go down this summer . . . in which hundreds of props, costumes and set pieces from "Lost" will be sold to the highest bidder.


It'll happen in Los Angeles sometime this summer, but a specific date and venue haven't been announced yet. (--If you want to receive updates on the auction, go to ProfilesInHistory.com, and sign up for their email list.)


A "preview" of the items that will be up for bids has been posted online.


Some of the stuff includes: Locke's wheelchair, Kate's little toy airplane, Faraday's journal, Sawyer's reading glasses, Sun's pearl necklace, and a crate of around two dozen crystallized dynamite sticks from the Black Rock. (???)


There's also an "Apollo" candy bar . . . from an episode in the second season . . . Charlie's acoustic guitar, Hurley's winning lottery ticket, and a "set of approximately 30 DHARMA fish biscuits."


You can browse through all the items, here

http://www.profilesinhistory.com/items/lost-auction-preview

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

SUPER 8 TRAILER

The trailer for J.J. ABRAMS' new movie, "Super 8", has hit the World Wide Web of Time-Wasting. (--It's the trailer that's running before "Iron Man 2".)

It's just a "teaser", so not much is revealed. But it's pretty obvious this movie involves ALIENS.

"Super 8" . . . which is being produced by STEVEN SPIELBERG . . . is due out next summer.

VOLVO FAIL

Volvo invited reporters to a demo of their new collision warning system. It's supposed to detect something in front of the car and stop it even if you don't hit the brakes. But the demonstration failed, and the Volvo smashed into the back of a truck.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

UNAIRED SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE SKITS

NBC released three skits that didn't air during BETTY WHITE'S episode of "Saturday Night Live" this weekend. The skits were recorded during rehearsal, but they didn't make the live show.

Betty played DEBBIE DOWNER'S grandmother, AMY POEHLER'S sexually active mother on "Bronx Beat", and a free-spirited woman in a "Joyologist" skit with MOLLY SHANNON.

http://www.movieline.com/2010/05/unaired-betty-white-saturday-night-live-skits-also-funny.php

Monday, May 10, 2010

Friday, May 07, 2010

DARTH VADER ON YOUR TOM TOM?!?

Thursday, May 06, 2010

WHAT A BUZZKILL!

A kid went wakeboarding in the floodwaters in Franklin, Tennessee, about 15 miles south of Nashville. But the cops showed up pretty quickly and arrested him, and the kid driving the SUV that was pulling him.

Come on leave them alone...let 'em blow off a little steam!

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

DON'T TAZE ME BRO!




A Phillies fan who rushed the field at Monday night's game became the first person police used a Taser gun on in the team's history.

READ ABOUT IT HERE!

Monday, May 03, 2010

THE MARRIAGE SAVING BLANKET



Is flatulence ruining your love life? My friends, look no further than the Better Marriage Blanket, a fart-absorbing wünderspread that means you'll never again have to blame it on the dog. This is a real thing!
Remember, it's got activated carbon fabric: "the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons." You know, in case you're tooting mustard gas.