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CARS 4 HEROES!

We need your vehicles for Cars 4 Heroes! This year on Veterans Day, November 11th, we are giving 5 Vets, who don't have safe, reliable transportation their own a car, truck or van. Find out how you can help or nominate someone for Cars 4 Heroes at http://www.cd1059.com/.

GIRL QUITS HER JOB IN 33 PICTURE E-MAILS TO HER ENTIRE OFFICE!

This is a HARDCORE way to quit a job. Not quite as hardcore as the JetBlue flight attendant, but still pretty damn entertaining.

On Monday, a woman, who's only been identified as "Jenny," quit her job as an assistant by e-mailing 33 photos to her entire office. In each photo, she's holding a whiteboard with a different message.

Her messages are all about her boss, Spencer. She calls him out for telling a client she was a "HPOA" . . . Hot Piece Of ASS . . . and that he spent almost 20 hours a week playing "Farmville" on Facebook instead of working.


Now . . . I can't provide any real journalistic proof these are real . . . and to be honest, my BS detector is going off a little bit. But I'm going to suspend disbelief, assume these ARE real, and live vicariously through Jenny for a little bit.

http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/

THE QUAKER STEAK AND LUBE GOLF TOURNAMENT IS FRIDAY!

Come on out and play in the Quaker Steak and Lube 2nd Annual Golf Tournament Friday, August 13th. It's at Dodge Riverside Park with a Noon shotgun start.

To sign up call 712-322-0101. Download your entry form HERE.

AMAZING BRITISH OPEN SHOT

A Spanish golfer named MIGUEL JIMENEZ had the COOLEST shot of the British Open this
weekend. He was just off the green on the 17th hole, but his ball was up against a wall.

So instead of aiming for the pin, he hit it in the OPPOSITE direction, banked it off the wall, and
made it onto the green.

A double rainbow. "Oh My God! What Does It Mean?"

Thanks, I'll have what he's having!

RINGO'S BIRTHDAY SURPRISE

Yesterday was Ringo's 70th birthday and he was "surprised" by Paul McCartney on stage at Radio City Music Hall. They did The Beatles "Birthday". Set-up or not it was VERY cool.

Nowhere Boy NEW! Official USA Trailer (2010)

The brand-new trailer for the upcoming feature film "Nowhere Boy" about John Lennon which is being released in the USA on Friday October 8th 2010 - just in time for the worldwide celebrations of the 70th anniversary of John Lennon's birth.

THE GREEN HORNET TRAILER

JOHN FOGERTY AT BONNAROO

John Fogerty trys to get into the Bonnaroo Festival, but they have no idea who he is.

THE OMAHA NIGHTHAWKS LOGO

This is the new logo for your Omaha Nighthawks. The Nighthawks are the new UFL team in Omaha. What do you think? I like it...it's pretty kick-ass!

Buy your Nighthawk gear HERE!

I HATE TRAFFIC CAMERAS!

...but I love this story!

http://www.blogger.com/www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20006986-504083.html

NEBRASKA STATE & WILD WILLIE'S CHILI COOK-OFF

Over the weekend I had the pleasure of being one of the judges for the Nebraska State and Wild Willie's Chili Cook-Off. Basically, I haven't had to eat anything since then...mmmm it was SO good!

Here are the results:

6th Annual Wild Willies Regional

Salsa
Place Name From Cup #
3rd Steve Harley Winnetoon NE 4
2nd Nita Thompson Omaha 11
1st Alexis Jensen Council Bluffs IA 6

Verde
5th Julie Brown Wichita KS 5
4th Merry Musel Aberdeen SD 2 (Coconuts)
3rd Bruce Brown Wichita KS 6
2nd Bill Ptersen Goodland KS 10
1st Beeg Juan Wright Bellevue NE 12

Red
5th Don Light Papillion NE 3
4th Merle Simpson Wichita KS 20
3rd Christy Lucas Papillion NE 10
2nd Steve Harley Winnetoon NE 13
1st Beeg Juan Wright Bellevue NE 11


NE State
Salsa
3rd Steve Tomasek Elk Canyon CO 5
2nd Dee Pierce Omaha 4
1st Beeg Juan Bellevue 12

Verde 5th Christy Lucas Papillion 2
4th Alexis Jensen Council Bluffs IA 12
3rd "Mama" Johnson Atlantic IA 1
2nd Bill Peterson Goodland KS 6
1st Julie Brown Wichita KS 5

Red
5th Bill Peterson Goodland KS 10
4th Merle Simpson Wichita KS 16
3rd Richard Chauvin Windsor CA 1
2nd Bruce Brown Wichita KS 11
1st Don Light Papillion 12

VIDEO COMPILATION OF SOLDIERS RETURNING HOME AND SURPRISING THEIR FAMILIES

Here's a compilation of soldiers returning home and surprising their families. See if you can make it through without crying.

CHECK OUT THIS DRUMMER!

There's a cover band in West Virginia called Rick K. & The Allnighters, and their drummer likes to go OFF. Although, for as much flailing and stick-twirling as he does, his drumming doesn't actually SOUND all that crazy.

See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today's Big Thing.

ANOTHER JEEP OFF-ROAD TRIP...THIS TIME TO DISNEY

Not the Disney with the mouse, but the Disney with all the rednecks in Oklahoma! It was a great Memorial Day weekend trip with my Just Jeeps of Omaha group. Check out a few pictures from the trip.

King James Song

Clevelanders are so worried that their beloved LeBron James is going to sign with another team that they've gathered up a bunch of local celebrities for a musical tribute a la "We Are the World." Unfortunately, this ridiculous video and song will probably do more to drive King James away.

HUGE "LOST" AUCTION THIS SUMMER!

Attention "Lost" fans: A massive auction will go down this summer . . . in which hundreds of props, costumes and set pieces from "Lost" will be sold to the highest bidder.


It'll happen in Los Angeles sometime this summer, but a specific date and venue haven't been announced yet. (--If you want to receive updates on the auction, go to ProfilesInHistory.com, and sign up for their email list.)


A "preview" of the items that will be up for bids has been posted online.


Some of the stuff includes: Locke's wheelchair, Kate's little toy airplane, Faraday's journal, Sawyer's reading glasses, Sun's pearl necklace, and a crate of around two dozen crystallized dynamite sticks from the Black Rock. (???)


There's also an "Apollo" candy bar . . . from an episode in the second season . . . Charlie's acoustic guitar, Hurley's winning lottery ticket, and a "set of approximately 30 DHARMA fish biscuits."


You can browse through all the items, here

http://www.profilesinhistory.com/items/lost-auction-preview

SUPER 8 TRAILER

The trailer for J.J. ABRAMS' new movie, "Super 8", has hit the World Wide Web of Time-Wasting. (--It's the trailer that's running before "Iron Man 2".)

It's just a "teaser", so not much is revealed. But it's pretty obvious this movie involves ALIENS.

"Super 8" . . . which is being produced by STEVEN SPIELBERG . . . is due out next summer.

VOLVO FAIL

Volvo invited reporters to a demo of their new collision warning system. It's supposed to detect something in front of the car and stop it even if you don't hit the brakes. But the demonstration failed, and the Volvo smashed into the back of a truck.

UNAIRED SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE SKITS

NBC released three skits that didn't air during BETTY WHITE'S episode of "Saturday Night Live" this weekend. The skits were recorded during rehearsal, but they didn't make the live show.

Betty played DEBBIE DOWNER'S grandmother, AMY POEHLER'S sexually active mother on "Bronx Beat", and a free-spirited woman in a "Joyologist" skit with MOLLY SHANNON.

http://www.movieline.com/2010/05/unaired-betty-white-saturday-night-live-skits-also-funny.php

Will Ferrell Pitching for the Round Rock Express

DARTH VADER ON YOUR TOM TOM?!?

WHAT A BUZZKILL!

A kid went wakeboarding in the floodwaters in Franklin, Tennessee, about 15 miles south of Nashville. But the cops showed up pretty quickly and arrested him, and the kid driving the SUV that was pulling him.

Come on leave them alone...let 'em blow off a little steam!

DON'T TAZE ME BRO!

A Phillies fan who rushed the field at Monday night's game became the first person police used a Taser gun on in the team's history.

READ ABOUT IT HERE!

THE MARRIAGE SAVING BLANKET

Is flatulence ruining your love life? My friends, look no further than the Better Marriage Blanket, a fart-absorbing wünderspread that means you'll never again have to blame it on the dog. This is a real thing!
Remember, it's got activated carbon fabric: "the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons." You know, in case you're tooting mustard gas.

As Seen on TV - A tribute to doing it wrong

The objective of all infomercials is to show you, the viewer, that you need this ridiculous product because you've been "doing it all wrong." The best part of these infomercials is when they show people "doing it wrong," like the guy who uses a blanket instead of a Snuggie or the woman spending too much time to get "that salon look" instead of using a Bump-it. Someone compiled all of these "doing it wrong" segments and created a nice tribute.

BEST RAIN DELAY!

Two Baseball Teams Did Competing Skits During A Rain Delay

During a rain delay, two college baseball teams competed by acting out skits, like pretending to be on a roller coaster, moshing at a rock show, making fun of the "Shake Weight" commercial, and having a dance-off.

COOL VIDEO SHOWING THE NEW $100 BILL.

AMAZING FOOTBALL STORY

A Guy With No Arms Wants To Be The Kicker For The Indiana State Football Team

Indiana State University sophomore Brett Sheldon was born without arms. And he's trying to make the football team as a field goal kicker.

STAR WARS UNCUT

Star Wars Uncut "The Escape" from Casey Pugh on Vimeo.

Here's A Scene From A "Star Wars" Remake Made By 472 Different People

A guy had random people on the Internet remake "Star Wars" 15 seconds at a time. He divided the movie into 15-second clips, had people claim up to three clips, and then had them remake the scenes however they wanted.


The result was a mash-up of Legos, lame special effects, and ridiculous costumes. But it follows the script exactly. Here's a four-and-a-half minute excerpt.

IN HONOR OF 420!

Today is April 20th, or "4-20," as it's known and celebrated by pot smokers. A few years ago, one hardcore 4-20 observer made his way to Contestants Row on The Price Is Right and bid $420 on every item.
Some facts about 4-20, courtesy of About.com:
It's not the number of a bill in Congress to legalize marijuana.
It's not the number of chemical compounds in marijuana.
It began with a small group of stoners at a high school in California in the '70s.

SEASON FINALE SCHEDULE

A Helpful List Of Season Finale Dates And Times

Here's a little something for the TV addict in your life. "Entertainment Weekly" has compiled a convenient list of season finale dates and times for primetime network TV shows and we're passing that link on to you. You're welcome.


http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2010/04/19/season-finale-dates-confirmed/#more-7482

NEW OLD ROLLING STONES!

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REMEMBER HANSON? THIS IS PRETTY FUNNY.

Thinking 'Bout Somethin'

HANSON MySpace Music Videos

FREE STUFF FOR TAX DAY

Here's A List Of Free Stuff You Can Get For Tax Day


Your taxes are due today. In honor of getting royally screwed by The Man, a bunch of restaurants and retailers are offering freebies to make your day a little less painful. Check it out:


#1.) At CINNABON, you can get two free bite-sized cupcakes from 6:00 P.M. to 8:00 P.M. today. It's part of their "Tax Day Bites!" promotion. Get it? Bite-sized cupcakes because "tax day bites"?


#2.) MAGGIE MOO'S is offering one free slice of ice cream pizza at all participating locations from 3:00 P.M. to 7:00 P.M.


#3.) At STARBUCKS, you can get a free cup of coffee all day today, as long as you bring your own mug. (???)


#4.) HYDRO-MASSAGE is offering free massages today through Sunday. They're those people you see giving massages in the middle of the mall.


#5.) P.F. CHANG'S is offering 15% off all meals today. That doesn't include alcohol purchases, or happy hour food and beverages.


#6.) And BOSTON MARKET is offering one free meal with the purchase of another meal today through Sunday.

NOT ONLY IS IT TAX DAY, BUT IT'S NATIONAL HIGH-FIVE DAY!!!

Happy holiday, everybody. We're of course referring to National High Five Day, which falls on the third Thursday of April. It celebrates the congratulatory hand gesture used mostly by men over the past few decades. For a better understanding of the holiday, watch this new music video.

ROGER WATERS "THE WALL"

Roger Waters is seeking your help with his production of The Wall, which he will tour this fall. He writes on the newly launched RogerWaters.com, "'Fallen Loved Ones' is a request, from me, reaching out to ask you to provide a photograph and personal details of a loved one lost in war. Your loved one's pictures and details would be included, along with those of my father Eric [killed in World War Two], in my upcoming show The Wall as an act of remembrance. The ''Fallen Loved One' does not have to have been a soldier. Civilian deaths are equally, if not more, harrowing."

A Yankees Pitcher Blamed A Bad Game On Diarrhea

CHAN HO PARK is the South Korean relief pitcher for the Yankees, and he couldn't prevent their loss to the Red Sox in last Sunday's season-opener. But he did a lot better against them three days later.

When a reporter asked him about the bad game, he managed to say four times in one minute that it was because he had diarrhea. And his teammates couldn't stop laughing.

BILLY'S BIRTHDAY BASH FOR LAURA

First, Lara will celebrate her 40th birthday in April, a monumental milestone for someone with Cystic Fibrosis! And, as a way to express her gratitude for your support, you are cordially invited to stop by the Omaha Community Playhouse lobby anytime between 5 p.m. to 8 p.m. on Monday, April 12, for cake and celebrating. It should be a fun, relaxed evening and we hope you can join us!

"Billy's Birthday Bash for Lara." The bash is a one-night-only special performance by Billy McGuigan in the Howard Drew Theatre at the Playhouse. Showtime is 8 p.m. and tickets for the show are just $50. An additional donation of $50 entitles you to a VIP pre-show cocktail reception with Billy McGuigan! How cool is that?!?! Proceeds from the event will go to the "Places, Please" COTA campaign. For more information please contact Chantel Crockett at 402.917.4366.

You can visit Lara's website, http://www.cotaforlaram.com/, for updates on her campaign.

Also, this Sunday check out a rare Omaha performance of "Rave On" http://www.unomaha.edu/music/raveon.php

TIGERS NEW NIKE AD

IT ONLY TOOK ABOUT 2 HOURS FOR THE FIRST PARODY OF TIGERS COMMERCIAL TO APPEAR ONLINE.

NEW STEVE CARELL / PAUL RUDD MOVIE

PRESIDENT OBAMA THREW OUT THE FIRST PITCH AT THE NATIONAL'S GAME WEARING A SOX HAT?

PRESIDENT OBAMA threw out another lousy first pitch at a baseball game yesterday. The first was at last year's All-Star game.

This time it was the Washington Nationals' home-opener, and he got booed for wearing a Chicago White Sox hat at the mound.

NEW I-PAD IN A BLENDER!

THE FARRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF FERRARI 250 GT IS UP FOR AUCTION!

Ferris Bueller's Day Off is a classic, and so is the 1961 Ferrari 250 G-T California that played such a huge role in the movie. Well, to be fair here, the car in the movie was actually a replica of the real thing since less than 100 were made. But regardless, the car is such a cool piece of movie memorabilia, and it can be yours for about 45-thousand dollars. The car, which still drives despite "Cameron" crashing it into the woods, is up for auction at a museum in England.

MOVIE TRAILER FOR "THE EXPENDABLES"

A trailer for the "The Expendables" is online. This is the new SYLVESTER STALLONE movie, which also features Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mickey Rourke, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Terry Crews and Steve Austin.

There is something about it that makes me want to see it. I think it looks like a "throw back" movie to some of the military mercenary movies of the late 70's and 80's.

SUPPORT THE MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION OF IOWA & HAVE A GREAT NIGHT OUT

Council Bluffs "An Evening in Venice"
Harrah's Casino Ballroom
Date: April 10, 2010
Time: 6:30 p.m.

The Southwest Iowa Committee of the Make-A-Wish Foundation of Iowa presents their 11th Annual Gala, “An Evening in Venice”. Cocktails start at 6:30 and dinner begins at 7:30 p.m. Music and entertainment will be provided by Michael Walker, “The Vintage Vocalist”. A dance will follow the live auction.
For more information, e-mail cbiawish@aol.com or call Deb Wirth (712

CHRISTOPHER WALKEN IS 67....and I need more COWBELL!

DOWNLOAD "ROADHOUSE BLUES" FREE TODAY ON AMAZON.COM

You can download "Roadhouse Blues" from The Doors' Live in Philadelphia '70 today for free at Amazon.

DID AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL DO "SCARFACE" AS A PLAY?

There's a video online of elementary school kids doing "Scarface" as a play, and it's pretty messed up.

They say "fudge" instead of the F-word, but they talk about drugs and murder, and re-enact the violence with toy guns.

The little kid playing 'Tony' even has a big pile of popcorn on his desk, just like the mountain of coke AL PACINO had in the movie.

But it's not a real play. It was made in Los Angeles sometime in the last few weeks buy a guy named Marc Klasfeld, a music video director who did videos for Lady Gaga and Adam Lambert.

It's kind of funny, but it seems wrong to having little kids act out violent adult material just to make a viral video. Or am I over-reacting?

WAKE N BACON!

If you like bacon...and who doesn't...you NEED one of these to get you going in the morning! This alarm clock wakers you up with the smell of BACON!!!

http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php

SOMETIMES IT'S WORTH GETTING IN TROUBLE FOR A GOOD JOKE!

The joke's been done to death, but when it comes out of the mouth of a middle schooler and he gets detention for it, we can't help but applaud. Sure detention sucks, but it was totally worth it. Well done, Dalton, well done.

THIS LOOKS FUNNY

The trailer for MICHAEL CERA'S new movie, "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World", has hit the web. Cera plays a dorky kid who falls for a hot chick . . . then has to "DEFEAT" her seven evil exes in video game style.

It was directed and co-written by EDGAR WRIGHT . . . one of the geniuses behind "Shaun of the Dead" and "Hot Fuzz".

AVATAR 2

THE WEIRD AL BIO-PIC

FIRST LOOK AT THE NEW BETTY WHITE SITCOM

A preview clip for BETTY WHITE'S upcoming sitcom, "Hot in Cleveland", has surfaced online.

It looks pretty funny.

YOU CAN DO BETTER!

There's a new website that can answer one of the biggest questions in every relationship: Are you WAY TOO GOOD LOOKING to be with your boyfriend or girlfriend?

The site is called CanDoBetter.com, and the concept is pretty simple: Anyone can upload a picture of themselves and the person they're dating.

Then the masses get to take a look at the photo of the couple and vote on whether the girl can do better, the guy can do better, or if they're a perfect match. It's just like HotOrNot.com, but with couples.

The site has a social networking feature too . . . so if you think someone can do better . . . and that "better" option is YOU . . . you can contact them.

Dino Luzzi is the founder of the site. He says, quote, "We understand singles are searching for quality, not quantity, and CanDoBetter.com increases the odds of finding a suitable dating partner."


http://www.candobetter.com/

END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT PARODY

R-E-M released "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" back in 1987, but this new parody of the classic song has us actually believing it.

NEW JIMI HENDRIX VIDEO

Jimi Hendrix will be one of the performers at this year's Glastonbury Festival in England. A video by director Julien Temple of Hendrix performing "Bleeding Heart," from his new album, Valleys of Neptune, will be shown on the festival's Pyramid Stage. Interspersed with Hendrix performing are Glastonbury audience shots, giving the impression that he's performing.

NEW IRON MAN TRAILER

JIMMY KIMMEL OSCAR BIT

A GILLIGANS ISLAND MOVIE IS IN THE WORKS!

Welcome to another edition of MOVIES THAT SHOULD NOT BE MADE.

Yes, it's been a while since we've played this game, but it became necessary the moment Warner Brothers announced that they're making a "Gilligan's Island" movie.

That's right, "Gilligan's Island" . . . the classic sitcom that ran for a mere THREE seasons on CBS from 1964 to 1967 . . . but has NEVER STOPPED airing in repeats since.

Original creator SHERWOOD SCHWARTZ, who's 93 years old and still kicking, is one of the producers .

There's no word yet on casting, but when Schwartz was talking about doing the movie last year, he said he was interested in getting MICHAEL CERA to play Gilligan.

Production is expected to begin next year. There's no word on a release date.

And now, Here are the THREE REASONS WHY A "GILLIGAN'S ISLAND" MOVIE SHOULD NOT BE MADE:

1.) GPS, cell phones, wireless Internet: It's practically IMPOSSIBLE to get lost in 2010. And there are no uncharted tropical islands that don't have smoke monsters and polar bears on them.
2.) In this economy, do you think a farm girl like Mary Ann could afford a THREE-HOUR TOUR???
3.) "The Brady Bunch in the White House". Are we clear???

CAR AD FEATURING JOHN LENNON

Sean Lennon says the use of John Lennon's image in a commercial for Citroen automobiles was a way to keep the rock icon "in the public consciousness." Footage of John, talking about being rebellious, not nostalgic, is used in a new spot for French automaker's compact D-S-3 model that's now up on YouTube.

The younger Lennon said on Twitter that his mother, Yoko Ono, "did not do it for money... It's just hard to find new ways to keep dad in the new world. Not many things as effective as T-V."

NEW JIMI HENDRIX ALBUM STREAMING ONLINE!

The new JIMI HENDRIX disc, "Valleys of Neptune" . . . which features 12 previously unreleased recordings . . . is streaming online. Let me tell you IT'S GOOD!!!

Check it out HERE!

CD 105.9 MIDDAY GUY JOE BLOOD WAS IN THE OLYMPICS? WHAT THE HELL?!?

A lot of people didn't believe me when I said the CD 105.9 Midday guy and all around radio legend, Joe Blood had competed in several event in the Winter Olympics. Well, here the proof...now what do you have to say?

OLYMPIC HAIR!

U.S. speed skater RYAN BEDFORD decided to shave stars and stripes into his head before his race on Tuesday. He even dyed it red, white and blue.

He claims teammate CHAD HEDRICK agreed to get a matching style, then backed out after Bedford went first.

WORLDS TALLEST DOG!

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

I have a pretty big dog...or at least a dog that WILL be big when she's fully grown. My Newfoundland, Gracie, will be tiny compaired to Giant George. George is a 250-pound Great Dane that stands 3 feet 7 inches. From tip to tall, he's longer than seven feet!

AMAZING VINCE CARTER SHOT!

VINCE CARTER of the Orlando Magic made an 86-foot shot in practice while sitting on the floor.

A Woman Sold Her Son's Old Nintendo On eBay For $13,105

If you still have some old toys lying around, it might be worth your while to look at what you've got in the attic or basement. Here's why . . .

--Recently, an unidentified woman put her son's old Nintendo up for sale on eBay, along with five original games:

--"Major League Baseball"

--"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2"

--"Super Mario 3"

--"Super Mario Brothers / Duck Hunt"

--And an extremely rare game called "Family & Fitness: Stadium Events", which was originally marketed for something called the Family Fun Fitness pad, a precursor to the Power pad.

--Not only was the woman able to sell the old Nintendo, she managed to scam some geek out of $13,105 because the "Stadium Events" game is that rare.

There's A New Keyboard That Has One Button For Common Internet Acronyms Like "LOL" And "L8R"

The reason people started using acronyms like ROFL, IMHO, and TTYL is because it's quicker and easier than typing out the actual words. Put another way, it's because people are LAZY.

(--If you're living in the stone age and don't know what the abbreviations above stand for, they're "Rolling On the Floor Laughing," "In My Humble Opinion," and "Talk To You Later.")

--Now, a company called Kotaku has taken laziness to a whole new level by developing a new keyboard called the Fast Finger, which has a single button for the most common Internet acronyms and abbreviations.

FILMS OF THE 2000'S

Check out this great editing job. Clips of the biggest movies from the 2000s have been pieced together to create a seven-minute trailer.

Record Dodgeball Match

The University of Alberta (Canada) has pulled off a stunt they believe will finally put them on the map. Two teams of 600 students got together in the gymnasium to play the world's largest dodgeball game.

OPRAH TRIES TO RUB DREW BREES' BIRTHMARK OFF?!?

OPRAH didn't realize that New Orleans Saints quarterback DREW BREES has a birthmark on his cheek. So when he sat down for an interview, she thought it was lipstick and tried to wipe it off.

OLYMPIC OUCH!!!

KEGGERS OF YORE

Don't you wish you had photographic evidence that your parents were partiers back in the day? Some of you may, in fact, have old photos of your party-hardy parents. And some of you may have even uploaded these photos to KeggersOfYore.com for all to see.

GOOGLE STREET VIEW FOR THE OLYMPICS

SAINTS PRE-GAME CHANT

ANOTHER FUNNY SNICKERS AD

"24" COMES TO THE BIG SCREEN!

Variety is reporting that Jack Bauer’s big screen debut is now officially on the clock. Twentieth Century Fox’s film division is scooping up its hit TV series, “24” starring Kiefer Sutherland as the no-nonsense enemy to terrorists everywhere, and gunning to spin it off into a potential feature film franchise.

Screenwriter Bill Ray (”State of Play”) is maneuvering to send Bauer to Europe, and has been endorsed by Sutherland, according to intelligence reports. It could take a long time, however, for “24″ to go into production, since the producers and cast are currently filming the eighth season of the show, and a ninth season is still a possibility. Fox insiders told Variety that a decision on renewing “24″ for another season could be based on ratings out this week.

OLYMPIC SNOWBOARDER TYLER JEWELL

This morning we talked to Tyler Jewell about his chances at a gold medal at the Olympics.

WEATHERMAN JIM KOSEK FREAKS OUT!

PARODY OF THE GOOGLE AD....TIGER SEARCHES

BETTY WHITE SUPER BOWL AD

Here's a sneak preview of a Super Bowl commercial for Snickers, featuring BETTY WHITE playing football. It looks HILARIOUS.

FUNNY BRETT FAVRE SUPER BOWL AD

LOST SEASONS RECAP IN JUST OVER 8 MINUTES!

NEW JIMI HENDRIX!

The title track off Jimi Hendrix's "new" disc, "Valleys of Neptune", has hit the Internet. Here's the chorus. The album features unreleased studio sessions of the Jimi Hendrix Experience, and hits stores on March 9th.

http://www.spinner.com/2010/01/28/jimi-hendrix-valleys-of-neptune-song-premiere/

AMATEUR VIDEO OF THE CHALLANDER EXPLOSION

On a chilly January morning 24 years ago, Corydon optometrist Jack Moss raised his new video camera to the sky over central Florida and captured one of the darkest moments in American space exploration – the explosion of the shuttle Challenger.In the videotape, a stream of white smoke behind the climbing shuttle shoots into view – but Moss, his wife and a neighbor noticed immediately that something was amiss when the channel separated into two streams.“That’s trouble of some kind,” Moss can be heard saying. “That didn’t look right.”Moments later, someone is heard telling Moss that the Challenger had blown up.From Louisville Courier Journal

BANNED SUPER BOWL TV COMMERCIAL

C-B-S has rejected an ad from a gay dating site, ManCrunch.com. T-M-Z reports that the company wanted the spot to run during the Super Bowl, but C-B-S refused, saying it is "not within the network's broadcast standards for Super Bowl Sunday."

I think the commercial is pretty funny....

JOE WALSH FOR CONGRESS?

Joe Walsh is running for Congress in Illinois, but it's not the Eagles guitarist. However, the candidate is using a re-recording of a Walsh song in his campaign, which is not sitting well with the guitarist.

Walsh the candidate has taken "Walk Away," a song the guitarist recorded with his pre-Eagles band, The James Gang, and redubbed it "Lead the Way." This led to the guitarist's lawyer firing off a cease-and-desist letter, which in part says, "You can't use someone else's song for your political campaign promotions unless you get permission from the owner of the copyright of the song. As far as we can tell, you didn't do that. Maybe you got so busy with the campaign that you just forgot. This is not to say you're not allowed to write silly lyrics, you just have to write them to your own music. Now, I know why you used Joe's music -- it's undoubtedly because it's a lot better than any music you or your staff could have written. But that's the point. Since Joe writes better songs than you do, the Copyright Act rewards him by letting him decide who gets to use the songs he writes."

In closing, the lawyer, Peter Paterno writes, "Given that your name is Joe Walsh, I'd think you'd want to be extra careful about using Joe's music in case the public might think that Joe is endorsing your campaign, or God forbid, is you. Or maybe you intended that. But you shouldn't have."

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