Sunday, August 30, 2009

Thursday, August 27, 2009

FUNNY BRETT FAVRE COMMERCIAL

THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!?!


Earlier this week a British security guard claimed to have found the legendary creature using Google's satellite mapping programme.
The image, which can be seen by entering coordinates Latitude 57°12'52.13"N, Longitude 4°34'14.16"W in Google Earth, depicts a large object resembling a sea creature clearly visible beneath or on the surface of the water.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

DRIVE A CAMARO - GET A FREE PIZZA!


If you drive a Chevy Camaro, then I've got good news for you this morning. Today, Papa John's Pizza is offering a FREE PIZZA to anyone who owns a Camaro. (???)

I know, it's an unusual offer. But the REASON behind the deal is even more bizarre than the promotion itself. Listen to this . . .

In 1983, the owner of Papa John's, a guy named John Schnatter, sold his 1971 Camaro Z28 for $2,800 so he could open his first Papa John's restaurant. But John missed his car.

In fact, he missed it so much that once his restaurant hit it big, he offered $250,000 to anyone who could help him track down his original Camaro.

The guy who originally bought the car heard about John's search, got in touch, and and said he sold the Camaro five years ago for $4,000 to a guy named Jeffery Robinson from Flatwoods, Kentucky (--165 miles east of Louisville).

Long story short, John bought the Camaro back from Jeffery for $250,000, and gave $25,000 to the original buyer for helping him track it down. (!!!)

And, of course, now you get free pizza.

DID MICHAEL JACKSON FAKE HIS DEATH???

Okay, people, it's on: The best "MICHAEL JACKSON IS STILL ALIVE" conspiracy theory . . . (--so far) . . . has begun.

You can already tell it's a hoax, but nobody can deny these things are fun . . . and, as ELVIS has proven time and time again, they just never get old. (???)

A video has appeared online of a coroner's van pulling into what looks like an underground garage.

When it stops, someone gets out, goes to the back of the van and opens one of the doors.

Then someone whose identity is obviously being shielded gets out of the back of the van . . . and the other person takes them through a door and out of sight.

The claim being made is that the person getting out of the back of the van is Michael . . . and that this video was shot right after he ALLEGEDLY died and his body was removed from his rented home.

In other words, he FAKED HIS DEATH.

The person who posted the clip says, quote, "I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van his dead body has been in.

"I got the original video tape from a trustworthy source. I know him for years. And I am sure it's real and Michael is alive."

Monday, August 24, 2009

MY HUSBAND IS ANNOYING . COM


Mark Joyella is just an ordinary guy, who like all guys, does some things that annoys his wife.


Only his wife, Tiffanie, decided to start a blog called My Husband is Annoying where she gets to rail against her husband's annoying traits.


By the way, they've only been married five months.


In her blog, she complains about things like his love of fart jokes, the fact that he wears the same zip-up green sweater in every family photograph and his inability to figure out the TV remote.

But while many men would be angered by his wife's public airing of her complaints, Mark loves it. He finds it funny and says it's a tribute to all husbands.


What's even better is that since Tiffanie's blog needs him to be annoying in order to stay active, Mark can be as annoying as much as he wants.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

UNTIED BREAKS GUITARS - SONG 2

Canadian musician and United Airlines luggage victim Dave Carroll has created a sequel to his insanely popular United Breaks Guitars viral video. We should mention that after five-million views of the original video, United Airlines did actually offer to pay up. But Carroll declined and told them to give it to charity. How can anyone not like this guy?

If you missed the original song and video, here it it.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

"Family Guy" Makes Fun Of "The Office" In An Internet Video About Their Emmy Nomination

Since "Family Guy" has been nominated for an Emmy, the producers have decided to make fun of all the other shows that are nominated . . . by releasing a series of videos. In the first video released, they make fun of "The Office"

REALLY COOL CHEVROLET BILLBOARDS

















SPEND THE AFTERLIFE ON-TOP OF MARILYN MONROE!?!


Here is a once in a lifetime and into eternity opportunity to spend your eternal days directly above Marilyn Monroe. This crypt in the famous Westwood Cemetary in West Los Angeles currently occupied above Marilyn Monroe is being vacated so as to make room for a new resident. "Spending Eternity next to Marilyn Monroe is too sweet to pass up", recently quoted by Hugh Heffner, who has reserved his place in eternity next to her. The lucky bidder will be deeded a piece of real estate that he or she will make their last address. And below you will be Marilyn Monroe. In fact the person occupying the address right now is looking face down on her.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Crypt-Above-Marilyn-Monroe-For-Sale_W0QQitemZ320412140795QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item4a9a0d44fb&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

CASH FOR CLUNKERS ENGINE DISABLING

This is a video document showing how to seize an engine under the Cash for Clunkers program...After draining the engine oil the vehicle is filled with approximately two-three quarts of salt/water/silica mix. The vehicle is then started and ran till the engine seizes. Enjoy!





PATRICIA HEATON MAKES A FOOL OF HERSELF ON MILLIONAIRE

This is STUPID! The Treadmobile

There are so many stupid products on the market, but without the Internet, we might never get to see them. For instance, there's the Treadmobile. At first glance, it looks cool. But when you think about it, it's one of the dumbest and least worthwhile items ever invented. It's a treadmill vehicle that you operate by jogging on it. Confused? We don't blame you.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

FICTIONAL BARS WE'D LOVE TO HAVE A BEER IN



NextRound.net has a list of fictional TV bars where we would most want to grab a beer. Here's a rundown of some of the highlights:


Isaac's Bar (The Love Boat) -- The booze is flowing on a cruise ship filled with cougars. What's not to like?


Moe's Tavern (The Simpsons) - The gold standard in fictional animated bars.


Boar's Nest (Dukes of Hazzard) -- Spare hubcaps AND Cold Beer served by Daisy Duke. Why would you ever leave?


Cheers (Cheers) -- The no-brainer of the list.

TOP SIGNS YOUR FAVORITE NFL TEAM'S GOING TO SUCK!


Normally I'm not into a "top ten list", but with the NFL season right around the corner...and me being a lifelong Detroit Lions fan here's a list of reasons your favorite NFL team is gonna suck!


--Experts predict them to finish first . . . in the 2010 draft.


--The United Way raises money for them.

--The guys refuse to play Sunday nights so they can watch "True Blood".


--The only thing they hit with any authority is a bong.

--They spent their lone draft pick on Miller Genuine.

--They just signed Brady. WAYNE Brady.

--Just like you, they bought their jerseys in the mall.

--Jessica Simpson is nailing the quarterback.

--Before each game, Hank Williams Jr. sings "Are You Ready for Some Unintentional Laughter?"

--Their strength and conditioning coach? Michael Moore.

--The pads they wear include shoulder, elbow . . . and maxi.

--Terrell Owens won't even waste his time talking crap about them.

--The offense's pregame chant is "Three and out! That's what it's all about!"


--Instead of signing with them, Plaxico Burress shoots himself.

--The players don't feel comfortable in a helmet that doesn't hold two cans of beer.

--None of the players even picked themselves for their fantasy teams.

--Your favorite team is the Detroit Lions.

REALITY SHOWS - "I DIDN'T COME HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS!"

There are so many reality shows on T-V. Hundreds of regular, everyday people have competed on these shows. They're all from different walks of life and different parts of the country or the world, but they all have one thing in common -- they're "not here to make friends." Check out this great montage.

Friday, August 07, 2009

HERE'S THE VIDEO!! STEVEN TYLER FALLS OFF THE STAGE AT STURGIS



Yet another member of AEROSMITH has gone down with an injury.

On Wednesday night, singer STEVEN TYLER fell off the stage about halfway through a gig at the annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in Rapid City, South Dakota.

He was airlifted to a local hospital, and treated for minor injuries to his head, neck and shoulder.

What happened was that the sound system failed during "Love in an Elevator" . . . so Steven started dancing on a catwalk to entertain the crowd.

He twirled around and stepped backward, inadvertently falling off the stage, and onto a couple fans.

JOHN HUGHES TRIBUTE MONTAGE

The SUMMER OF DEATH took a short break, but it's back. Director JOHN HUGHES . . . the man who DEFINED what teen movies were in the 1980s . . . died suddenly and unexpectedly yesterday. He was 59.

Hughes suffered a heart attack while taking a morning walk during a trip to Manhattan to visit family.

Hughes only directed EIGHT movies, but they were almost all classics. They were:

"Sixteen Candles", 1984

"The Breakfast Club", 1985

"Weird Science", 1985

"Ferris Bueller's Day Off", 1986

"Planes, Trains and Automobiles", 1987

"She's Having a Baby", 1988

"Uncle Buck", 1989

"Curly Sue", 1991


Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

NEW WEIRD AL VIDEO AND SONG!

Another funny song from Weird Al. This one is a White Stripes parody about Charles Nelson Riley.

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