COMEDIAN TROY BAXLEY!

Troy Blows Away Old Folks

Comedian Troy Baxley will be in the studio on New Years Eve morning in the 8am hour. Check him out at www.troybaxley.com and get tickets to his show at the Funnybone at www.funnyboneomaha.com

TRACK SANTA ON NORAD

Tomorrow is the big day! Your children have been waiting for Christmas for weeks. But the final few hours until Santa's arrival can seem like an eternity.

Fortunately, you can help speed the time. Just visit NORAD's Santa-tracking Web site. Starting today, it will track Santa's journey from the North Pole.

There are plenty of activities to keep your children occupied. There are great videos, satellite images and live audio reports. Your kids will love it!

Check out www.noradsanta.org

ROB CORDDRY'S NEW SHOW!

Comedian/Actor Rob Corddry has a new show called "Children's Hospital". It's a parody of all the medical drama on TV right now. You can check it out online at www.thewb.com

SCARLETT JOHANSSON USED TISSUE FOR SALE!

I'll be the first person to admit that SCARLETT JOHANSSON is VERY sexy. But I believe, as I do with any celebrity, that there have GOT to be limits to the worship. Unfortunately, not everyone agrees.

People are actually hitting up eBay and bidding on a tissue that Scarlett BLEW HER NOSE INTO. And last we checked, the price had been driven up past $4,000.

Just so you know, this is a LEGIT auction. Scarlett was on "The Tonight Show" on Wednesday night, nursing a cold she had caught from SAMUEL L. JACKSON while they were filming their upcoming movie, "The Spirit".

Scarlett blew her nose into the tissue, and now she and the "Tonight Show" are selling it . . . with proceeds going to a food-gathering charity called USA Harvest.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220331665273

FLAME BY BURGER KING!

A solution has finally arrived for men who always wanted to smell like meat. Burger King has launched a cologne fragrance with a hint of flame-broiled meat entitled Flame.

Interested customers can visit the scent's website at http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/. Burger King is promoting its delicious aroma saying, quote, "Flame by BK captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold...now you can set the mood for whatever you're in the mood for."

PRESIDENT BUSH SHOE DODGE GAMES!

You knew it wouldn't take too long for video games based on the "Shoe Dodging President Bush". Here are a couple that I have found so far.

I like this one best!

SCARED OF SANTA!

This is a really funny website full of about 250 pictures of kids screaming their heads off while having their picture taken with Santa. CLICK HERE FOR MORE PICTURES!

DO YOU HAVE THIS KINKS SHIRT?

Kinks fans, check your closet for a tour shirt from their 1985 U-S tour -- Universal is looking to buy a few for use in a feature film. If you have one, E-mail Dave Emien at DaveMail@kinks.it.rit.edu.

THE BOSS - FOR FREE?

The N-F-L needs you to be part of the Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band's Super Bowl halftime show. Producers are looking for volunteers to be part of the on-field audience for the show. To be considered, you have to take part in several pre-show rehearsals in which you'll practice your enthusiasm for Springsteen and the E Streeters. No-no's include drinking, smoking and foul language of any kind. For more information, go to SuperBowlCast-dot-com. Super Bowl 43 will take place in Tampa, Florida on February 1st.

SAVE THREE SHEETS!

HERE'S A MESSAGE FROM ZANE

OK, as you probably have heard by now, MOJO HD is going off the air as of December 1st. The big surprise, however, is that another network hasn't swooped in to grab it. What's up with thaaaat?

We have 15 NEW episode completed and 5 more in the works. Can you imagine not ever being able to see them?! So, a grass-roots campaign has been started to SAVE THREE SHEETS. Some radio stations, like CD 105.9, have gotten involved, but the power really is with you.

Here are some networks that would make sense. Send them emails. Tell your friends. Spread the word. Inundate them!

Here's Spike's email address (they also have an HD channel):feedback@spike.com

Here's Comedy Central feedback form:http://www.comedycentral.com/help/questionsCC.jhtml

Here's the Travel Channel form (they also have an HD channel): http://www.travelchannel.com/About/Viewer_Relations

Here's the form for Discovery Channel (they also have an HD channel):http://extweb.discovery.com/viewerrelations

Don't let me become "that guy who used to host that drinking show"!!!

Cheers!

Zane

Check out http://www.zanelamprey.com/

HERE'S A LIST OF THE TEN STUPIDEST HOLIDAY GIFTS . . . FROM A WEBSITE CALLED STUPID.COM

Every year, countless people receive holiday gifts . . . that are just plain stupid.


Anyway, we stumbled across a list of the TEN STUPIDEST gifts for this year's holiday season . . . according to a website called Stupid.com.


#10.) Pole Dancer Alarm Clock: When the alarm goes off, a plastic erotic dancer spins around a mini stripper pole. $25.99.


#9.) 2009 Dog Doo Calendar: Need I say more? $13.95.


#8.) "How to Tie a Tie" Tie: This is a regular necktie . . . with instructions on how to tie a necktie on it. $14.99.


#7.) OBAMA "Yes We Can" Opener: I hate puns, but I love a good can opener . . . so I'm conflicted on this one. $5.99.


#6.) Men's Underwear Repair Kit: When the going gets tough . . . the tough fix up their dirty, old tighty-white-ies. $9.95.


#5.) Wasabi-Flavored Gumballs: Delicious, no? $3.99.


#4.) Potty Putter: Why read a book on the toilet . . . when you can practice your golf swing? $21.99.


#3.) Mini Guitar Hero: It's just like the real "Guitar Hero" video game, only smaller, less fun . . . and much, much crappier. $14.99.


#2.) Wealth Redistribution 2008 Holiday Ornament: This is a gag holiday ornament . . . for the Socialist jerk in your life. $3.99.


#1.) Screaming Chicken: If you really, truly HATE someone, then THIS is definitely what you should give them . . . or their kid. $9.99. (Yahoo News)


(--Check out a video of this God-awful Screaming Chicken here . . .)





(--You can pick up all these toys by performing a simple search here . . .)


http://www.stupid.com/