OMAHA AMERICAN IDOL PICTURES

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COME OUT AND PLAY POKER WITH ME!

Tonight, Tuesday, I'm playing in the World Series of Poker Satellite Texas Hold-Um tournament at the Horseshoe Casino Council Bluffs. The tournament starts at 7:00 and the buy in is $85. The winner gets a seat at the $1000 event and $60 cash. Call the Horseshoe Poker room to reserve your seat at 1-877-771-SHOE option # 6. CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO!

PRESIDENTIAL CH-CH-CHANGES!

Cool video of all the Presidential Candidates talking about change mixed with David Bowie's "Changes".

COMEDIAN GREG WARREN

Comedian Greg Warren is at the Funnybone this weekend and in the studio Thursday morning.

Check out his website: http://www.gregwarrencomedy.com/

FUNNY MANNING COMMERCIAL

This commercial is from a few years ago, but it's still funny.

FUNNY SUPER BOWL SONG

Funny Super Bowl song from Ryan Parker.

GET ON THE SHOW SUPER NANNY!

-- The casting team of ABC’s popular parenting series SUPERNANNY is searching for families in the Omaha area to be on the brand new fourth season of the hit show. Ricochet Television and KETV 7 ABC are hosting an open casting call on Saturday, January 26th from 11:00AM to 3:00PM at Skate Daze (3616 South 132nd Street, Omaha, NE 68144). SUPERNANNY’s new season returns to TV screens this month on 7 ABC. The show is casting now across the country looking for families who are preparing for a big event like a wedding or family reunion; sports-obsessed parents; parents with mean girls or bullying boys, teens and pre-teens. The show is looking for families from a variety of backgrounds to offer Jo Frost, America’s number one nanny, the challenge of her career.

Interested moms and dads in need of help with their out of control kids may apply from anywhere via www.supernanny.com. Parents may also call 877/NANNY-TIME (1-877-626-6984) for more information. Jo Frost’s expert behavioral techniques and caring ease with children make SUPERNANNY a hit with the audience every week. Her newest book, “ASK SUPERNANNY” is an international best seller and follows up her first book “SUPERNANNY: HOW TO GET THE BEST FROM YOUR KIDS,” both which spent several months on the New York Times best seller list. In each episode of the series airing Wednesday nights this winter on 7 ABC KETV, Jo Frost wrestles even the most unruly kids into shape, imparting effective parenting tools and returning harmony to American household’s one family at a time.

Please visit www.supernanny.com, call 877/NANNY TIME (1-877-626-6984), or you can e-mail supernanny@ricochettelevision.com to apply now.

BILL CLINTON HAS A DREAM!

Looks like ol' BILL CLINTON isn't getting enough sleep on his wife's campaign trail.

--Watch Bill struggle to stay awake during a speech in honor of MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. Note that at 0:30 seconds he cups his hand to his ear, as if to indicate he's having trouble hearing the speaker. Then, at 1:29, he takes a not-so-subtle glance at his watch

If the video doesn't load try this link: http://www.breitbart.tv/html/33364.html

1000 HORSEPOWER TWIN TURBO BUICK GRAND NATIONAL!

Our good friend Jared Schreck from NAPA sent this amazing video of a twin turbo Grand National making 1000 hp on a dyno. Listen to the motor...it's truly amazing.

HOW DOES DAVID SPADE ALWAYS END UP WITH HOT WOMEN?!?!

I just don't get it! How does David Spade...the guy from Saturday Night Live, Just Shoot Me and the Chris Farley movies...always end up with hot women? I've met the guy and he's kinda rude, VERY short, reeks of pot and is really average looking. Some how he is linked to hotties like Pamela Anderson, Heather Locklear and a host of Playboy Playmates including this one! This is Jillian Grace, Miss March 2005, and apparently David Spade is fathering a child with her!

He must have something VERY big in the garage...if you know what I mean....like a Vette or a Hummer...

HERE'S THE FULL STORY

Actor David Spade is to become a dad for the first time after his ex-girlfriend named him as the father of her unborn child.
Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace, 22, claims she got pregnant with Spade's baby after dating him for a short period last year.
The 43-year-old has vowed to support Grace if her claims of paternity prove to be correct.
He tells TMZ.com, "I had a brief relationship with Jillian Grace. If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility."

ERIC CLAPTON HAS OPENED HIS OWN STORE!

Eric Clapton has opened up his own store.....on eBay! He's selling some collectibles from his "warehouse" to raise money for his Crossroads Centre in Antigua. He has some pretty cool, and reasonably priced, stuff for sale like t-shirts, stickers, posters, hats, guitar picks and more.

CHECK IT OUT HERE!

WATCH THIS COMMERCIAL AND BE AMAZED!

Normally, I don't support the crazy antic of PETA, but I have to give them props for a VERY creative and attention getting commercial to encourage people to spay and neuter their pets.

RETRO COMMERCIALS!

I love retro TV commercials....here are a few of my favorites.

IS THIS A PICTURE OF A WASTED BOLINI????

Some Husker fans, and Husker haters, are making a big deal about this photo that was supposedly taken in the French Quarter after the LSU win in the BCS Bowl. People are saying that Bo was drunk wandering the streets celebrating the win....I kinda think it's just a bad picture and he doesn't look drunk to me. What do you think?

COMEDIAN TODD GLASS

Comedian Todd Glass will be at the Funnybone this weekend and in the studio with Steve and Mary on Friday in the 8am hour.

Check out Todd's myspace page with some very funny videos HERE

CAN'T DECIDE WHO YOU'RE VOTING FOR...TAKE THIS QUIZ!

I have been watching the debates and reading about the differences between all the candidates for the 2008 Presidential Election. So far I can only tell who I DON'T like...and no I'm not telling you...but I haven't figured out who I DO like for President. If your like me here's a quiz that will help you make up your mind....or, like me, question everything you believe in.

TAKE THE QUIZ HERE

VAL KILMER IS DOING HIS OWN MUSIC

We know him as the actor that did a great job as Jim Morrison in the Doors movie, but now Val Kilmer is doing his own music...and you know what...it's not too bad. He has a Myspace page where you can hear his tunes, including a cover of Neil Young's "After the Gold Rush"

Check it out HERE

MY DIET IS CAUSING PANIC ATTACKS!

...Or at least THIS man shouldn't diet. Since the New Year I have been trying to shed a few pounds. I've actually lost about 8 lbs by just reducing the size of my meals, eating healthier, not eating after 7:00pm and trying to eat small meals though out the day.

Here's the problem...I think I am having panic attacks because I have been dieting. It's not that I feel REALLY hungry or I don't like the food that I am eating or even that after eating a smaller dinner I don't feel satisfied. I think it's because I go through the day thinking about food that I didn't even eat BEFORE I started dieting. Things like chips, ice cream, cake, pie, nacho cheese and sausage. I didn't even eat those things BEFORE my diet...so why do I want them now? I'm thinking it's because I'M JUST MESSED UP IN THE HEAD!

I'll keep you updated on my diet....and my panic attacks...oh by the way, I should point out that's NOT a picture of me at the top of this post. But it could be if my diet fails.

SCREW THE SLEEP NUMBER...YOU NEED THIS BED!

The greatest bed in the history of mankind has been unveiled at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. It's called Starry Night, it costs $50,000, AND if it wasn't SO ugly your wife might actually let you buy it...

The bed has two adjustable mattresses side-by-side that you can control like those CraftMatic adjustable beds that make the old people so happy in infomercials. Each mattress has CLIMATE CONTROL . . . you can heat it, cool it, pre-heat it, pre-cool it . . . and the person sleeping next to you can set their side to a totally different temperature.

It STOPS you from SNORING. The bed has military-grade vibration detection technology, so when it senses you snoring, it automatically adjusts the mattress to move you forward by seven degrees to clear your nasal passages and stop your snoring.

It has a built-in PROJECTION HDTV that can project up to 10 feet across on the facing wall.
And it has a built-in iPod dock, internet connection, surround sound speakers and on-board computer. The internal memory can hold 400,000 songs or 2,000 hours of video.

The bed is scheduled to go on sale here sometime in the middle of the year. The price for all of those features is $50,000 . . . but with fewer options, you can get one for as low as $20,000. The manufacturer is Leggett & Platt . . . they're not taking preorders yet.

CHRISTMAS TREE RECYCLING SITES

Don't be like me and forget to recycle you Christmas tree...I forgot last year and I'm still hearing about it from my wife...PLEASE don't ask how I DID get rid of it...AND No, I didn't throw it on the side of the road like some people do.

HERE'S A LIST OF SITES YOU CAN DROP OFF YOUR TREE UNTIL JAN 14TH.

Tranquility Park- 120th Street & West Maple Road. Paved lot at soccer complex.
Brown Park- U Street between 15th & 18th Streets.
Orchard Park- 66th Street North of Hartman Ave.
F Street Football Field- F Street East of 156th . Parking lot east of field.
Ta Ha Zouka Park- Glenn St & Elkhorn Dr (formerly Center St) . Parking lot of ball field.
Kelly West Park- 87th Street & Park View Blvd
Wehrspann Lake Hwy 370, west of I-80 . The south parking lot at the entry to the Wildlife Management Area
Bellevue Haworth Park- Hwy 370 & Payne Drive Papillion Senior Center 1001 Limerick Road
Papio Bay- 815 E Halleck St
LaVista Sports Complex- 66th St, 2 blocks South of Harrison
Gretna Wastewater Treatment Plant- 11274 South 216th Street

TINY HOUSE ON MARKET FOR ALMOST $175,000!?!

Here's the story about the tiny house we were talking about this morning. CLICK HERE

RETRO PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN T-SHIRTS!

TOO BAD WE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS BEFORE THE IOWA CAUCUS!

How cool would you look in a Carter for President shirt or the ever popular Goldwater 64 "T" now you can get them and MANY more at http://www.retropresident.com/

They have hundreds of Presidential Campaign designs going all the way back to TAFT!