YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS GALLERY OF INSANE X-RAYS!

Some people might think doctors are overpaid. But if you're one of those people, you need to check out this gallery of insane X-rays we found online . . .

Once you see all the random things people get stuck inside their bodies . . . either by accident or on purpose . . . I think you'll agree that most doctors earn every cent they bring in.

Check out the gallery here: http://www.kontraband.co.uk/pics/16211/Nightmare-X-Rays/?gpage=7#show

MISSISSIPPI STATE MISSPELLED "MISSISSIPPI" ON THEIR NEW SCOREBOARD

I don't know much about the academics over at Mississippi State University. But I know they misspelled "Mississippi" on their football stadium's new scoreboard. You can glean from that what you will.

THE BEATLES REVOLUTION TAKE 20 (UNRELEASED)

There's a "new" Beatles song making its way around the bootleg circuit. It's an 11-minute version of "Revolution," reportedly recorded on June 4th, 1968, that starts with John Lennon saying, "Take your knickers off and let's go" and ends with Yoko Ono speaking. In between are a multitude of sound effects laid over the recording. Beatles historian Mark Lewisohn wrote in The Complete Beatles Recording Session that a lot of experimentation and improvisation went into "Revolution" before it was edited down to the version on the White Album. The Beatles' company, Apple Corps, had no statement. The song has been removed from YouTube following a copyright claim by E-M-I, but a snippet of it was on back on the site last night.

CHECK OUT THE SONG HERE!

TAX BREAKS IN PRESIDENT OBAMA'S STIMULUS PLAN WILL SAVE AMERICANS $1,179 ON AVERAGE

Last week, PRESIDENT OBAMA signed his economic stimulus package into law. But all you really care about is how much money the plan is going to save YOU . . . right? Of course.

Well, according to a nonpartisan research group called the Tax Policy Center, 97% of Americans are eligible for a tax break under Obama's stimulus plan . . . with an average savings of $1,179.

You can get a more in-depth look at just how much money you'll SAVE . . . based on how much money you EARN . . . here . . . http://finance.yahoo.com/taxes/article/106626/Your-Share-of-Stimulus-Tax-Breaks

MICROSOFT SENT LETTERS TO FORMER EMPLOYEES TELLING THEM THEY HAVE TO RETURN SOME OF THEIR SEVERANCE PAY

It's bad enough to get fired from your job. But THIS just adds insult to injury . . .

Last month, Microsoft was forced to lay off 1,400 employees. Then last week, some of those former employees received letters from the company informing them that, quote:

"An administrative error occurred that resulted in an overpayment in severance pay by Microsoft. We ask that you REPAY the overpayment and sincerely apologize for any inconvenience to you."

In other words, Microsoft got the fired employees' hopes up by accidentally giving them lucrative severance packages . . . but now they want some of their money back.

Microsoft officials aren't saying how much they overpaid the former employees . . . but each employee was supposed to get 60-days salary, plus a, quote, "generous" severance package which varied depending on how long the employee was with the company.

Here's a new rule: If you're fired and your former employer accidentally gives you too much severance, that money is officially yours to keep. How could Microsoft make such a boneheaded mistake? I'd be furious if I got this letter in the mail.

WIN A JIMMY PAGE AUTOGRAPHED GUITAR!

A guitar autographed by Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones and others is up for bids on E-Bay, with proceeds aiding War Child's work with children affected by war in Iraq, Afghanistan, the Democratic Republic of Congo and Uganda. Page, Plant John Fogerty, Genesis, Paul Weller, Lemmy from Motorhead and many others signed the Gibson E-S-335 guitar at last year's Mojo Awards in London. Bidding is nearing 800 dollars, but you can buy the guitar right now for 11-thousand-500 dollars. The auction ends Sunday.
CHECK IT OUT HERE: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260360749340&ssPageName=ADME:L:LCA:GB:1123

MICHAEL JACKSON AUCTION

In April, there's going to be a huge auction of MICHAEL JACKSON'S personal belongings at the Beverly Hills Hotel. It shouldn't surprise you in the least that there are some pretty FREAKY items going up on the block. They include the following . . .

An electric cart with a picture of Michael as PETER PAN airbrushed on the hood.

A portrait of Michael dressed up as an actual KING

A spandex glove covered in orange Swarovski crystals.

A robotic, metal head that was used in the movie "Moonwalker".

A limo with a SOLID GOLD BIDET in it.

A painting of Michael with some other historical figures who are all wearing Michael's sunglasses and single white glove. Those historical figures are: Albert Einstein, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, the Mona Lisa and E.T.

You can see several MORE items at this link


http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/gallery/2009/feb/15/michael-jackson-auction?picture=343232869

FUNNY WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENTS

You know that part on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" called "Headlines"? It's the segment where Leno reads the funny headlines and newspaper cut-outs that were sent in by viewers.

Anyway, we thought WE'D play the role of Jay Leno this morning . . . by showing you some unfortunately funny newspaper wedding announcements we found.

http://www.2spare.com/item_94678.aspx

NEW WWII MOVIE "INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS"

THIS IS WHY YOUR FAT!

I thought you might enjoy this website I just found . . . called www.ThisIsWhyYou'reFat.com . . . which has pictures of some ridiculously unhealthy food items!
Seriously, you won't believe this stuff. Like the pizza that's been topped with corndogs. Or the "turbaconucken", which is a chicken that's been stuffed inside a duck . . . that's been stuffed inside a turkey. And the entire mess is wrapped in bacon.

I PUT DOWN NEW HARDWOOD FLOORING IN MY HOUSE THIS WEEKEND.

I started laying the floor on Friday at 1:00pm and finished up at 5:00pm on Sunday. It really was a HUGE job that almost killed me. Luckily I only crushed my thumb once!

ALMOST DONE!

NICE KNEE PADS!

DUMBEST PRODUCT EVER!

Don't you hate it when you're out on a romantic walk with your significant other, but it's so cold that you have to hold hands . . . through your mittens? Of course you do. (???)

That's why you, my friend, need to pick up a pair of Smittens. What are Smittens?

Basically, Smittens are mittens which have been specially designed so that two people can hold hands . . . inside of one mitten.

Or think of it this way. A set of Smittens includes one pair of regular-sized mittens (one for each of you) and an oversized mitten that's big enough to fit both of you . . . so you can hold hands.

THIS GUYS IS SOOOOOO WHIPPED!

MICHAEL PHELPS HITTIN' THE BONG!

Last summer, MICHAEL PHELPS became an international celebrity after he won a record eight gold medals at the Beijing Olympics. Now, Phelps is back in the news . . . but this time the headlines aren't so flattering.

So what's the problem?

Over the weekend, a picture surfaced which showed Phelps hitting a MARIJUANA BONG at a party last November in Columbia, South Carolina.

On Sunday, Phelps released a statement admitting the picture is real, saying, quote:

"I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment. I'm 23 years old and despite the successes I've had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me.

"For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again."

Super Bowl Commercials

If you missed any of the Super Bowl commercials you can check them all out here: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=51560506