STOLEN KRISPY KREME TRUCK VIDEO

We like this story a lot . . . mostly because the criminal here has one of the greatest names we've ever heard. His name? Warren G. Whitelightning.

36-year-old Warren G. Whitelightning lives in Crandon, Wisconsin.

At about 3:00 A.M. on Saturday morning, he was drunk in Madison, Wisconsin . . . shoplifted eight giant red hot pickled sausages from a convenience store . . . and then decided to steal a KRISPY KREME doughnut delivery truck that was parked outside.

The police started chasing him . . . and during the chase, when Warren G. Whitelightning hit 80 miles-an-hour, the back doors of the truck opened and doughnuts started spilling out.

At one point during the chase, Warren G. Whitelightning ended up throwing the truck into reverse and slamming into a police car. The chase didn't end until he hit a concrete median and almost flipped the truck.

SEE THE VIDEO HERE!