"THE WINE RACK"

This is the perfect thing for the Omaha Wine and Food Experience on Satuday at the DC Center! It's called the WINE RACK . . . and it's basically a bra that you can fill up with wine . . . for those occasions when it just isn't cool to be getting drunk. cLike at church or your daughter's piano recital.

The bra is made of polyurethane . . . and it has a bladder which is able to hold an entire bottle of wine. It also has a hose and nozzle which ladies can discreetly sip from when no one is looking.

And to make a good thing even better, the wine rack serves the double purpose of increasing the wearer's chest size by up to TWO FULL cup sizes. The only catch is that the more you drink, the smaller your chest gets. The wine rack sells for $40. http://www.thebeerbelly.com/winerack.asp