Normally I'm not a big baseball fan, but I love this story about Vernon Wells of the Toronto Blue Jays. Wells was being heckled by a group of Cleveland Indian fans and they kept yelling at him to throw them a ball. So Vernon did....with a very special message on it.

Wells wrote this on the ball:

"Dear Mr. Dork: Here’s your ball. Can you please tell me what gas station you work at so when you are pumping my gas I can come yell at you!!! Sit down, shut up and enjoy the game. Your favorite center fielder."

That's perfect! It actually turned the hecklers into fans and shut them up for the rest of the game.