Here's the interview with a VERY drunk Nick Nolte from the Sundance Film Festival. WOW is he bombed! I love his advice at the end of the interview.http://gorillamask.net/noltedrunk.shtml
Friday, January 26, 2007
NICK NOLTE DRUNK INTERVIEW
Here's the interview with a VERY drunk Nick Nolte from the Sundance Film Festival. WOW is he bombed! I love his advice at the end of the interview.http://gorillamask.net/noltedrunk.shtml
Monday, January 22, 2007
REP. LEE TERRY HAS A NICE AERO BED!!! CAPTION CONTEST!
CAPTION CONTEST! Add your caption to the comments link below.
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
GREAT JOKE FROM DEANNA
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at
the entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may
visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of
the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The
shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to
go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"
So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the first floor
the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs". The second floor sign reads:
"These men Have Jobs and Love Kids". The third floor sign reads:
"These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking."
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
At the fourth floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,
are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework."
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: "These men
Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework,
and Have a Strong Romantic Streak." She is so tempted to stay, but
she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: "You are visitor
31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor
exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank
you for shopping at the Husband Store."
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives
store just across the street.
It too has six floors. The first floor has wives that love sex. The
second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at
the entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may
visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of
the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The
shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to
go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"
So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the first floor
the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs". The second floor sign reads:
"These men Have Jobs and Love Kids". The third floor sign reads:
"These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking."
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
At the fourth floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,
are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework."
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: "These men
Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework,
and Have a Strong Romantic Streak." She is so tempted to stay, but
she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: "You are visitor
31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor
exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank
you for shopping at the Husband Store."
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives
store just across the street.
It too has six floors. The first floor has wives that love sex. The
second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
SCARY STEVEN TYLER BEACH PICTURE!
This is one of those tabloid pictures that I'm sure Steven Tyler just loves.
I don't know who the young lady is, but at 59 isn't it time for Steven to put away the speedo?!?
Monday, January 15, 2007
24's JAMES MORRISON, BILL BUCHANAN ON MONDAY!
I am a HUGE fan of the show 24. Sunday and Monday is the 4 hour premier of season 6 and I am very excited to have the opportunity to talk to actor James Morrison, who plays the head of CTU, on the show Monday at 7:40. I don't know why, but I don't think his character will be with us long during this season. I have a feeling that his death might be the "big shocker" early in the season.
His numerous film acting credits include “Catch Me If You Can,” "The One,” “American Gun” and “Jarhead.”
On TV, in addition to returning for a third season on 24, Morrison starred as “McQueen” on FOX's cult classic “Space: Above and Beyond.” Additionally, he has guest-starred on “Six Feet Under,” “The West Wing,” “CSI: Miami,” “Frasier," “Cold Case” and “The X-Files,” among others.
On TV, in addition to returning for a third season on 24, Morrison starred as “McQueen” on FOX's cult classic “Space: Above and Beyond.” Additionally, he has guest-starred on “Six Feet Under,” “The West Wing,” “CSI: Miami,” “Frasier," “Cold Case” and “The X-Files,” among others.
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
TIGGER SLAPS KID AT DISNEY WORLD!
Family vacations are all about fighting and seeing lame attractions, but when your kid gets slapped up-side the head by a Winnie the Pooh character, you know it’s been a doozie of a holiday. According to CBS News, the Monaco family went to Disney World for vacation and their teenage son was punched in the face by a “Tigger” mascot. The incident was captured on home video. The Disney World park employee has been temporarily suspended while an investigation is conducted.
Check out the video here: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/01/08/earlyshow/main2335628.shtml
Monday, January 08, 2007
2006 DARWIN AWARDS
Check out the winners of the 2006 Darwin Awards!
If you're not familier with the Darwin Awards here's the explination from www.darwinawards .com
A Chronicle of Enterprising Demises
We salute the improvement of the speciesby honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it, thereby ensuring that the next generation is one idiot smarter.
Check out the stories at http://www.darwinawards.com
Thursday, January 04, 2007
THE BEATLES HATE ALBUM??
Love, the album that features various combinations of Beatles songs, has spawned an imitation album called Hate. It features mash-ups of Beatles songs, but with music from other artists tossed in, including Gary Glitter's sports anthem "Rock and Roll Part Two." Among the song titles on the disc are "Revolution 23," "Drive My War," "Day Reaper," "Bomb Together," "I'm Nuking Through You," "Sadness Is a War Gun" and "War Fields Forever."
For samples of the songs, go to: http://www.thebeatleshate.com
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