UNUSED LED ZEPPELIN TICKETS

Want to buy unused Zeppelin tickets from the September 1980 show in Chicago? Click here for info: http://www.ledzeppelintickets.com/tickets.html

JIB JAB 2006 YEAR IN REVIEW

Enjoy this Jib Jab 2006 Year in Review!


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CARS 4 CHRISTMAS

CBS NEWS tells the story of Cars 4 Christmas and your very own Car Santa, Terry Franz!

Click here for the story and video: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/12/22/assignment_america/main2293268.shtml

TOP FACTS ABOUT 24's JACK BAUER

The facts about Chuck Norris are impressive, but Jack Bauer has him beat hands down.

If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.

If Jack Bauer crawls out of an air-conditioning duct and sees his shadow, it means that there will be 24 more hours of terrorists getting killed.

Under intense interrogation by Jack Bauer, the fifth dentist cracked and admitted he recommends Trident for his patients who chew gum.

Jack Bauer actually wrote an episode of Three's Company in which there was no misunderstanding in the plot.

On Jack Bauer's say-so, the film Gigli would cease sucking.

Jack Bauer helped U-2 find what they were looking for.

Coffee cannot start it's day without being drunk by Jack Bauer.

GI Joe plays with a Jack Bauer action figure.

When in Jack Bauer's presence, Chuck Norris urinates sitting down.

Jack Bauer can squeeze through spaces that would make a spider claustrophobic.

Tired of the incessant whining and complaining, Jack Bauer found the dogs and let them right back in.

Jack Bauer's saliva is bullet-proof.

After receiving repeated roundhouse kicks to the head from Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer was heard to ask,"Can you go a bit lower? I was crammed in an air conditioning duct between 7:00

a.m. and 8:00 a.m. and my back is killing me."

Jack Bauer can eat five times his body weight in terrorists.

Concerned that his dog would break under interrogation, Jack Bauer snapped his neck and

turned him into the bag which he still carries to this day.

Jack Bauer has the ability to smell sounds.

VOTE FOR A CARS 4 CHRISTMAS STORY TONIGHT ON THE CBS EVENING NEWS!

Vote for a Cars 4 Christmas story on the CBS NEWS tonight after 6:00pm. CBS NEWS will take votes until Midnight.

Vote Here: http://www.cbsnews.com/sections/eveningnews/main3420.shtml

CHRISTMAS SNOWGLOBE

This is fun and addictive. http://ww12.e-tractions.com/snowglobe

THE TRAILER MASH

This is the website that Steve was talking about! People have taken movie trailers and mixed them with other movie clips, tv clips and music to create new movies. Most of these are very funny!

Check out my favorite MUST LOVE JAWS at: http://www.thetrailermash.com

PRACTICING DENTISTRY WITHOUT A LICENSE!

OMAHA, Neb. (AP) -- Glittering grills might be a hip-hop accessory, but Nebraska health officials say one man who sells the fitted mouthpieces is guilty of felony dentistry. "We're not against bling-bling," said Marla Augustine, a spokeswoman for Nebraska Health and Human Services. "It's just when it's applied to the mouth and teeth and causes damage, that's where we're opposed to it." The state is accusing Bhavin Dalal, an employee at a mall kiosk that sells the mouth jewelry, of helping customers make impressions of their teeth, then selling them dental accessories. The state says that's practicing dentistry without a license.

OH MAN NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO GET MY WIFE FOR CHRISTMAS!!??!!

NO SANTA'S BUTT WINTER PORTER IN MAINE

A beer distributor says Maine is being a Scrooge by barring it from selling a beer with a label depicting Santa Claus enjoying a pint of brew.

In a complaint filed in federal court, Shelton Brothers accuses the Maine Bureau of Liquor Enforcement of censorship for denying applications for labels for Santa's Butt Winter Porter and two other beers it wants to sell in Maine.

The dispute recalls a similar squabble last year when Connecticut told Shelton Brothers it had problems with its Seriously Bad Elf ale.

"Last year it was elves. This year it's Santa. Maybe next year it'll be reindeer," said Daniel Shelton, owner of the company in Belchertown, Mass.
The lawsuit, filed Thursday, contends the state's action violates the First Amendment by censoring artistic expression.

RIP TORN DRUNK VIDEO!

Actor RIP TORN. . . whom you may remember as Agent Zed in the "Men in Black" movies or as wheelchair-bound dodgeball coach Patches O'Houlihan in "Dodgeball". . . was arrested AGAIN yesterday for driving drunk.

--Torn was arrested just outside New York City. . . in a town called North Salem. . . after a minor collision. Torn. . . who's 75. . . refused a sobriety test and was arraigned on a charge of driving while intoxicated

This video is from a couple of years ago, but the story is very fresh.

Here's the video....enjoy! http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1784199