SOPRANOS FANS LISTEN UP!

Actress Cara Bouno, who plays Christopher's pregnate girlfriend Kelli Moltisanti will be on the show at 7:10am on Thursday. Below is a picture of Cara at the premier of "The Hulk"....think she works out much????

LIFE DECISIONS....Dog or Kids...

I received this e-mail from Workforce Member Tom and I just had to share. Anyone with a dog or kids or BOTH can relate to THIS!





Life decisions that people have to make are never simple. The importance of the initial decision should always be examined over the long run. Memories made and cherished are sure to be tempered along the way. Consider the following two choices...

Should I get a dog ....

...or have children?

WORKFORCE COFFEE BREAK

Today (Tuesday 4/10) we delivered Emminger Bakery doughnuts and pastries and a gift pack from OurTech Solutions to Precision Industries. Here's Mary Nelson, Gordon Cyr and Steve King hanging out under their cool neon logo!

Join the CD 105.9 Online Workforce and maybe we will come visit you at work.

WORKFORCE COFFEE BREAK

Today (Thursday 4/5) we delivered Emminger Bakery doughnuts and pastries and a gift pack from OurTech Solutions to Residential Mortgage Services. Here's Steve King, Bobbie Riggle and Mary Nelson outside freezing....you would think we would be smart enough to take this picture INSIDE!?!

Join the CD 105.9 Online Workforce and maybe we will come visit you at work.

POOL LADDER RECALL WE TOLD YOU ABOUT

Here's the information on the pool ladder recall that Mary Nelson told you about this morning.

Intex Recreation Corp. is recalling nearly half a million above-ground pool ladders because of a fall hazard.

The recall includes "Intex," "Easy Set" and "Sand N Sun" ladders. The ladders' plastic steps can be assembled backward on the support brackets. If this happens, the ladder steps can break and the user can fall.

Intex has received 172 reports of steps breaking during use. There were 127 reports of injuries, including six leg lacerations requiring up to 21 stitches, five reports of bone fractures, two back injuries, two reports of torn ligaments, eight sprained ankles, and other minor injuries.

Consumers should immediately stop using the ladders and contact Intex to obtain information about how to obtain a free replacement ladder.
Consumer Contact: Consumers should call Intex at (800) 549-8829 between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. PT Monday through Friday, or visit http://www.intexcorp.com

VERY FUNNY YouTube VIDEO

This is the YouTube video sent to me by Workforce Member Sandy. It's from QVC while they were selling a Dell computer. I don't think this was exactly the kind of testimonial they were looking for from a random caller!

WORKFORCE COFFE BREAK

Today we delivered Emminger Bakery doughnuts and pastries and a gift pack from OurTech Solutions to Loring and Company. Here's Mary Nelson, Julie, Steve King and Corrina. Join the CD 105.9 Online Workforce and maybe we will come visit you at work.

WANNA OWN KITT FROM KNIGHT RIDER?

If you have $150,000 you can drive around in David Hasselhoff's very cool/cheesy 1982 Trans Am.

Check it out here: http://www.myhotcars.com/used-cars.php?id=7c44e23b5881c433255586352de178d1

WEST VIRGINIA MISPELLED ON THE NIT CHAMPIONSHIP T-SHIRTS

After the West Virginia Mountaineers beat Clemson to win the men's basketball NIT last Thursday night, the T-shirts they were handed had a misspelling. . . which said, "West VIRGINA". (--No "i" before the "a".)


None of the players seemed to notice (insert West Virginia literacy joke here) and they paraded around the court, celebrating in the shirts.


The shirts were printed and provided by the NIT. They haven't said if any of the shirts made it into stores, or if they were just for the postgame celebration. By the way, there aren't any for sale on eBay...YET.

CHECK OUT "MC" ROVE!

Just watch it....you won't believe it. These are the clowns running our country!?!

JIB JAB - THIS IS WHAT WE CALL THE NEWS!

Here's the new video from Jib Jab what was part of the entertainment at the annual Radio-Television Correspondents Association Dinner in Washington. Check it out it's pretty funny.

http://www.jibjab.com/what_we_call_the_news

ACTOR EDDIE GRIFFIN WRECKS A 1.5 MILLION DOLLAR FERRARI!

<On Monday, Eddie Griffin totaled a $1.5 MILLION Ferrari Enzo at a race track (The Irwindale Speedway) outside of Los Angeles. . . but managed to walk away unharmed. Eddie was doing a practice lap for an upcoming charity race. . . in a Ferrari that's used in his new movie, "Redline". He took a curve WAY too fast and slammed into the concrete barrier. The crash destroyed the front end of the car beyond repair. This Ferrari Enzo was one of only 400 EVER made.

What an idiot!

THE ONLY CLASSIC ROCK BANDS ARE THE WHO AND THE STONES!?!

Did you hear what Pete Townshend said about The Police? He thinks they are a "PUNK ROCK" band????? What?! Plus he said in a recent interview that there are ONLY two CLASSIC ROCK bands.....The Stones and The Who. Hummm what does that make all the music we play on CD 105.9? POLKA!!!

What a pompous ass!

"LOVE IS BLIND" BOAT RACE AT THE KNIGHTS HOCKEY GAME!

Last night the Knights took on the Admiral's at the Civic....but the real excitement was the Love is Blind boat race to win a Caribbean Cruise for two from Carlson Wagonlit Travel. Congratulations to Mickey and Julie....they made a HUGE come from behind win!

Connie from Carlson Wagonlit Travel, Julie & Mickey our winners, Steve King and AJ from the Knights.

WORLD OF WHEELS 2007

Thanks to everyone that came to Steve King's Classic Corner this weekend at World of Wheels Omaha! What a fun weekend. The cars were amazing. Here are a few pictures from the gear head weekend.

STEVE KING'S CLASSIC CORNER WITH THE AMERICAN GRAFFITI CARS!

"HARRISON FORD'S" '55 CHEVY

"DEBBIE IN THE CHEVY'S" '58 CHEVY IMPALA

"JOHN MILNER'S" '32 DEUCE COUPE

"JOE THE PHARAOH'S" MERC

...and the winner for the best "look-a-like" American Graffiti car....the '55 Chevy!

The owner, Robin, is in the center of the photo above.

Steve's '66 Cutlass....not too bad for a project car!

STEVE KING'S CLASSIC CORNER AT THE WORLD OF WHEELS!

Steve's 1966 Cutlass

I have been off the last couple of days getting my 1966 Oldsmobile Cutlass ready for Steve King's Classic Corner at the World of Wheels car show at the Qwest Center this Friday, Saturday and Sunday. My arms and hands are KILLING me from waxing, polishing and buffing EVERYTHING on my car. It's not a show car, but it's a VERY nice driver with a very strong 330c.i. small block Olds motor and a Muncie 4 speed with an original Hurst shifter. It's not "quick", but it is "fast".....if you know what I mean.....

I will be broadcasting live from Steve King's Classic Corner on Friday from 5:00pm to 7:00pm and hanging out drooling at the cars Saturday and Sunday.

Also, in Steve King's Classic Corner you can check out clone cars from one of my favorite movies, American Graffiti. The cars are the yellow 1932 Ford "Milner Coupe", black 1955 Chevy like Harrison Ford drove, maroon 1950 "Pharaohs" Mercury, and white 1958 Chevy that Ron Howard loaned to Charles Martin Smith.

Appearing at an autograph table in this display will be Bo Hopkins and Candy Clark. Candy received an Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actress as "Debbie", the blonde who cruised with "Terry The Toad". Bo was "Joe", leader of the Pharaohs gang who recruited the Richard Dreyfuss character "Curt" into putting the chain on the cop car axle.

Listen for Bo Hopkins and Candy Clark on Friday's show about 6:40am.

...by the way, this is what the Cutlass looked like when I bought it!

SEE YOU AT WORLD OF WHEELS!

LOUISVILLE WELCOMES ELKHORN FAMILIES!

Introducing a new website http://www.escapeomaha.com residents of Louisville, Nebraska have extended a "high-tech" welcome mat to their unfortunate neighbors in the City formerly known as Elkhorn, Nebraska."Louisville feels a kinship, and a sense of loss with the passing of Elkhorn", says John Harrington owner of Nebraska Community Websites, a local business. "It is like we lost them in this recent storm" says Harrington.In the coming weeks, several activities are planned to spread the word throughout the annexed City.Harrington said, "The small town way of life is not gone, you just have to look a little further to the south.Our pride of Louisville Lions welcomes the proud Elkhorn Antlers. We have room for your family" said Harrington. "We will arrange a special City tour for those that come down and visit us", Says Louisville Business Owner Jeanne Anderson.

COMEDIAN LYNNE KOPLITZ ON THE SHOW THURSDAY!

Very funny comedian Lynne Koplitz will be on the show Thursday 3/1 in the 8 o'clock hour. She is performing at the Funny Bone Omaha this weekend.

For tickets log on to http://www.funnyboneomaha.com or call 493-8036.

WELCOME TO OMAHA!

Here's the website for the transition of Elkhorn to Omaha. It includes a nice letter from Mayor Fahey and a description of all the services that Omaha will offer Elkhorn. I'm surprised it doesn't include directions to the "big city"!

Check it our here: http://www.omahawelcomesyou.org

JULIA AND JAMES DIRTY DANCING WEDDING

Here is the video that Roxy told you about on Monday. This couple dances the entire "Drity Dancing" famous dance sceen during their wedding reception.

THE 20 GREATEST AWFUL MOVIES OF ALL TIME!

#20 The Beastmaster ('82) Half Conan and half Dr. Dolittle, loincolth-wearing Marc Singer is Dar, a man who talks to the animals...and kills the people. Best line: [To Ferret]"I'm gonna name you Kodo."

#19 Hard Target ('93) Jean-Claude Van Damme's lone film with Wilford Brimley is a good family fun, provided your idea of family fun is watching homeless Vietnam vets being hunted for sport. Best line: [Explaining why his name is Chance] "My mama took one."

#18 Hot Dog....The Movie! ('84) It has skiing, boobs, a jagoff German, boobs, and the fair Sunny('s boobs). Best line: "Now, that's a girl i can take advantage of."

#17 Over the Top ('87) Stallone steamer about a man who regains his son's love by arm wrestling. Best line: "I'm gonna give you a world of hurt, little man."

#16 Tango & Cash ('89) Ali and Frazier. Magic and Bird. Sly and Kurt. It's a dream pairing of B-movie icons in the tale of rival cops who bond by putting grenades in people's pants. Best line: "Rambo is a pussy."

#15 They Live '88 "Rowdy" Roddy Piper has sunglasses that enable him to see that many people are, in fact, aliens. He tells pal Keith David to put on the glasses... only Keith doesn't want to wear'em. Crotch-kickin' galore ensues. Best line: "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And i'm all out of bubble gum."

#14 Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins ('85) They wanted a blockbuster action franchise. Sorry. Best line: "The Korean is the most perfect creature."

#13 Boondock Saints ('99) Writer-director Troy Duffy was supposed to be the next Tarantino but chose to focus his talents on being a prick (it's in the documentary Overnight). His one film pre-flame-out features Willem Dafoe swishing it up as a gay FBI agent. Best line: "Charlie Bronson's always got rope."

#12 Starship Troopers ('97) Satire of fascism or just miserably acted flick about kids who wanne squash some space bugs? Does it matter? Doogie Howser and pals join the military to fight back against insects attacking Earth/take coed showers. Best lines: "I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill'em all!"

#11 The Toxic Avenger ('85) Troma Films' masterpiece reveals hat happens when a nerdy janitor falls in toxic waste (he becomes a deformed badass). It ain't Gone With the Wind, but does Scarlett O'Hara rip off a person's arm and then beat him with it? Exactly. Best lines: "Drop your tacos or i'll blow your brains out!"

#10 Best of the Best ('89) James Earl Jones, Eric Roberts, and the U.S. karate team beat Koreans into kimchi. Best lines: "Drop him like a toilet seat, Tommy!"

#9 Missing in Action ('84) While Vietnam wasn't much fun at the time, it's made for a lot of awesome movies. This one may not have the cinematic merit of Full Metal Jacket, but it has something better: Chuck Norris. Former POW Colonel Braddock returns to save our lost boys and teach the Cong some manners (Rambo would finish them off the following year). Best lines: "I'll see you in hell!"

#8 Commando ('85) When you think Matrix, don't think Keanu. Think Arnold. After a former Latin American dictator snatches his daughter (future hottie Alyssa Milano), Schwarzenegger's ex-GI John Matrix must rescue her using only violence and one-liners: "I let him go," "He's dead tired." Best lines: "You're a funny guy, Sully. I like you. That's why i'm going to kill you last."

#7 The Island of Dr. Moreau ('96) Your chance to see Brando with an ice bucket on his head. Best line: "Has it ever occured to you you may have totally lost your mind?"

#6 Billy Madison ('95) The inspiring tale of a lad who just wants to touch the hiney. Best lines: "If peein' your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."

#5 Dead Alive ('93) In this pre-Lord of the Rings gorefest by Peter Jackson, zombies do battle with Father McGruder, the kung fu priest. Best lines: "I kick ass for the Lord!"

#4 Dolemite ('75) The coolest/worst made blaxploitation flick. A pimp tries to duck the boom mike drifting into shots. Best lines: "I've been wantin' to see me a honky dance!"

#3 Showgirls ('95) Nomi's a small town gal with big dreams (she wants to be a topless dancer in Vegas instead of a topless and bottom-less dancer in Vegas), but first she must overcome sleazy casino execs, rapist rock stars, and much gratuitous nudity. Best lines: "It must be weird not having anybody come on you."

#2 Porky's ('82) Sure, the subplot about anti-Semitism was stupid (just as dick jokes would've felt strange in Schindler's List), but respect must be paid for bringing glory holes to the main-stream and teaching us why Kim Cattrall is called Lassie. Best line: "That penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere!"

#1 Big Trouble in Little China ('86) Kurt Russell needs to save a green-eyed gal from a Chinese dude who wants to marry her so that he can take over the universe. Or something. Ok, no one knows what the hell's going on in this guns and kung fu gangbang, but if you spot it while flipping channels you watch till the end. Best lines: " We take what we want and leave the rest. Just like your salad bar."

2007 OSCAR MOVIE MARRATHON

Steve, Roxy and our group of Workforce winners went to see Oscar nominated movies on Saturday. We saw Children of Men, Babel and after those two depressing movies we had a GREAT dinner at the new Applebee's in Sorensen Plaza. Then we went back to the Great Escapes Theater and saw our last movie.

It was a great time! Thanks to Great Escapes Theater and Applebee's for a GREAT Saturday!

IOWA NATIONAL GUARD MEMBER POSES FOR PLAYBOY AND GETS DISCHARGED AND DEMOTED

An Air Force drill sergeant and former Iowa National Guard member who posed nude for Playboy magazine has been removed from active duty, she said Wednesday. Whether that amounts to an honorable discharge, as Michelle Manhart also says, is unclear.

Manhart, who appeared in a six-page spread in Playboy's February issue, said she got word Friday that she was removed from "extended active duty" and was also told that she was demoted in rank from staff sergeant to senior airman.

24's JACK BAUER AND CTU STOP THE AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE BOMBERS

This is a very funny video that mixes the Cartoon Networks "Bomb Scare" marketing with the hit TV show 24.

THE NEW BIONIC WOMAN

Once again Hollywood proves me right....there are no good original ideas left. Now it looks like NBC is doing a remake of The Bionic Woman.....what's next the Bionic Dog?? Some British actress named MICHELLE RYAN has become the next "Bionic Woman".

--Michelle will play the lead role in NBC's hour-long pilot for their remake of the 1970s series "The Bionic Woman". Back then, luscious LINDSAY WAGNER portrayed the mechanically-enhanced Jamie Summers.

2007 PLAYING WITH FIRE AT LEWIS AND CLARK LANDING

It might be freezing now at Lewis and Clark Landing, but this Summer it will be HOT with this line-up for the 2007 Playing With Fire Concert Series.

May 19th - The Downchild Blues Band featuring Mississippi Heat and special guests: Sarah Benck & The Robbers

June 16th- tba here soon

July 21st - Johnny Winter featuring Danny Bryant's Redeye Band and special guests: Kris Lager Band

August 18th- tba here soon

September 22nd - The Yardbirds featuring Jerome Godboo, & guests:
Matt Whipkey & Anonymous American

CRAZY ASTRONAUT MUGSHOT

Yesterday, we told you ALL about 43-year-old Lisa Marie Nowak of Houston. . . a NASA astronaut who went up into space last summer. . . but is going to FOREVER be known as the astronaut who attacked an Air Force captain for stealing away her man.

Here's the mugshot we told you about.....I think she could give Nick Nolte a run for his money in the worst mugshot competition.

Read more about this bizarre story here: http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2007-02-06-astronaut-cover_x.htm

GEARHEAD STEVE'S "NEW" 1966 CUTLASS

A little dusty from sitting for a few years in storage

It barely fits in my messy garage.

The heart of "Cutty" a 330ci High Compression motor

Nice black buckets with a Hurst shifter on a Muncie 4 speed

Well, here she is snug....very snug...in my garage. It's a 1966 Oldsmobile Cutlass with a 330ci high compression motor and a rare Muncie 4 speed! Now I can't wait for Spring!!!

$12.95 DORITOS SUPER BOWL AD!

A 30-second ad during Sunday's Super Bowl sold for about $2.6 MILLION. And that doesn't count the cost of producing the ad. Which, for Doritos, was basically NOTHING. . . because the commercial they paid $2.6 million to air cost them $12.79 to make.

Doritos sponsored a contest where anyone could create and submit their own Doritos commercial. Then, one lucky winner would have theirs air during the Super Bowl.

And the winning ad. . . which was done by 22-year-old Dale Backus. . . only cost $12.79 to make. You couldn't even build an "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" bomb for that. Sorry. . . too soon??

The ad will air during the first quarter of the Super Bowl this Sunday.

BOSTON BOMB SCARE VIDEO!

OK, I don't know who thought this was a good idea, but who ever it was owes the city of Boston a BIG apology. This group put up electronic advertising devices that basically look like bombs around Boston and several other cities to promote the Cartoon Networks show "Aqua Teen Hunger Force". Of course someone saw the "device" and called the police....then all hell broke out! They shut down the city for several hours.

This video shows the "team" putting up the devices. HOW STUPID!

NICK NOLTE DRUNK INTERVIEW

Here's the interview with a VERY drunk Nick Nolte from the Sundance Film Festival. WOW is he bombed! I love his advice at the end of the interview.

http://gorillamask.net/noltedrunk.shtml

REP. LEE TERRY HAS A NICE AERO BED!!! CAPTION CONTEST!

CAPTION CONTEST!

Add your caption to the comments link below.

GREAT JOKE FROM DEANNA

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at
the entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may
visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of
the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The
shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to
go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"

So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the first floor
the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs". The second floor sign reads:
"These men Have Jobs and Love Kids". The third floor sign reads:
"These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking."

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

At the fourth floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,
are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework."

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: "These men
Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework,
and Have a Strong Romantic Streak." She is so tempted to stay, but
she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: "You are visitor
31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor
exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank
you for shopping at the Husband Store."

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives
store just across the street.
It too has six floors. The first floor has wives that love sex. The
second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited

SCARY STEVEN TYLER BEACH PICTURE!

This is one of those tabloid pictures that I'm sure Steven Tyler just loves.

I don't know who the young lady is, but at 59 isn't it time for Steven to put away the speedo?!?

24's JAMES MORRISON, BILL BUCHANAN ON MONDAY!

I am a HUGE fan of the show 24. Sunday and Monday is the 4 hour premier of season 6 and I am very excited to have the opportunity to talk to actor James Morrison, who plays the head of CTU, on the show Monday at 7:40. I don't know why, but I don't think his character will be with us long during this season. I have a feeling that his death might be the "big shocker" early in the season.

His numerous film acting credits include “Catch Me If You Can,” "The One,” “American Gun” and “Jarhead.”
On TV, in addition to returning for a third season on 24, Morrison starred as “McQueen” on FOX's cult classic “Space: Above and Beyond.” Additionally, he has guest-starred on “Six Feet Under,” “The West Wing,” “CSI: Miami,” “Frasier," “Cold Case” and “The X-Files,” among others.

TIGGER SLAPS KID AT DISNEY WORLD!

Family vacations are all about fighting and seeing lame attractions, but when your kid gets slapped up-side the head by a Winnie the Pooh character, you know it’s been a doozie of a holiday. According to CBS News, the Monaco family went to Disney World for vacation and their teenage son was punched in the face by a “Tigger” mascot. The incident was captured on home video. The Disney World park employee has been temporarily suspended while an investigation is conducted.

Check out the video here: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/01/08/earlyshow/main2335628.shtml

2006 DARWIN AWARDS

Check out the winners of the 2006 Darwin Awards!

If you're not familier with the Darwin Awards here's the explination from www.darwinawards .com

A Chronicle of Enterprising Demises

We salute the improvement of the speciesby honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it, thereby ensuring that the next generation is one idiot smarter.

Check out the stories at http://www.darwinawards.com

THE BEATLES HATE ALBUM??

Love, the album that features various combinations of Beatles songs, has spawned an imitation album called Hate. It features mash-ups of Beatles songs, but with music from other artists tossed in, including Gary Glitter's sports anthem "Rock and Roll Part Two." Among the song titles on the disc are "Revolution 23," "Drive My War," "Day Reaper," "Bomb Together," "I'm Nuking Through You," "Sadness Is a War Gun" and "War Fields Forever."

For samples of the songs, go to: http://www.thebeatleshate.com