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Thursday, December 20, 2007
TOP 10 QUOTES OF THE YEAR
"Don't Tase me, bro" is what 21-year-old Andrew Meyer, a student at the University of Florida, said when he was getting roughed up by campus police officers. They were throwing him out of a building for trying to antagonize JOHN KERRY during a speech.
And they ended up Tasing him anyway (--bro).
Fred Shapiro is the editor of the "Yale Book of Quotations" . . . he says that's the quote of the year because it's a, quote, "symbol of pop culture success." Within two days, it was on T-shirts, made into ringtones . . . and the videos of it were YouTube phenomena.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XWijwmvGU4
--Here are the rest of the top 10 quotes of the year.
#2.) LAUREN UPTON, Miss Teen South Carolina, answering a question at the Miss Teen America pageant about why one-fifth of Americans can't find the U.S. on a map.
Quote, "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq and everywhere like such as . . .and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us."
#3.) Iran's president, MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD, quote, "In Iran, we don't have homosexuals like in your country."
#4.) DON IMUS, about the Rutgers University women's basketball team, quote, "That's some nappy-headed hos there."
#5.) Former U.S. Attorney General ALBERTO GONZALES' repeated answer at a Congressional hearing about whether he fired several U.S. attorneys, quote, "I don't recall."
#6.) SENATOR JOE BIDEN, at a Democratic presidential candidate debate, speaking about RUDY GIULIANI, quote, "There's only three things he mentions in a sentence: A noun, a verb and 9/11."
#7.) Senate majority leader HARRY REID, talking about BIG DICK CHENEY, quote, "I'm not going to get into a name-calling match with somebody who has a 9% approval rating."
#8.) SENATOR LARRY CRAIG, explaining that when his foot touched an undercover officer's foot in a bathroom stall, it wasn't because he wanted to solicit gay sex, quote, "[I have] a wide stance when going to the bathroom."
#9.) Biden again, talking about BARACK OBAMA, quote, "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."
#10.) Former President JIMMY CARTER, in a newspaper interview, quote, "I think as far as the adverse impact on the nation around the world, this administration has been the worst in history."
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
WHAT IF THE BEATLES HAD RECORDED "STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN?!?
This is from an Australian Beatles Tribute Band called The Beatnix.
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Monday, December 17, 2007
Thursday, December 13, 2007
STEVE'S CHRISTMAS LIGHTS OF ANGER!
MAKE YOUR POOP SPARKLE WITH REAL GOLD!
http://dvice.com/archives/2007/12/gold_pill_makes.php/
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
MIKE ROWE ON QVC!?!
Who knew that Mike Rowe once hosted QVC? Mary has a crush on him and I love Dirty Jobs....but seriously QVC??? I do love the fact that he was using his "Smart-Ass" delivery even in the early days.
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
LED ZEPPELIN REUNION CONCERT 2007
Here's a short clips from a BBC show about the Zeppelin concert last night in London. It's sounds GREAT!
Monday, December 10, 2007
Friday, December 07, 2007
JOURNEY GETS A NEW SINGER....FROM YOUTUBE!
Earlier this year, Jeff Scott Soto parted ways with Journey and now, a replacement has been found. His name is Arnel Pineda and he hails from the Philippines. Pineda has been singing Journey songs and original material in clubs in his country for years, but how did Journey hear about him? Turns out, they used the Internet. Guitarist Neal Schon wanted someone new to the music business as the band’s vocalist and he went on YouTube. After hours of searching, he found Arnel and thought it was too good to be true. He wrote to Pineda, who thought the e-mail was a hoax, but a friend convinced him to respond and, as Pineda notes, “the rest is history.” The band is thrilled with their newest member. Schon stated, “We feel reborn. I think there’s a lot of chemistry between the five of us.” As for Pineda’s thoughts, he revealed, “It’s so exciting to sing with one of the best bands in the world. It’ll be a lot of hard work on my part and I’m actually looking forward to the scrutiny I’ll get from hardcore Journey fans. I know they’ll expect me to sound exactly like ‘the voice’ (Steve Perry), but that will never happen. I know there’s only one Steve Perry in this world.” The latest lineup of Journey is currently working on a new album that they hope to release by summertime.
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
STORM TROOPERS INVADE CD105.9!
UMMM HAM FOR HANUKKAH!?!
Here are the pictures from a grocery store called Balducci's, in Manhattan, where they were advertising their Hanukkah specials . . . on HAM. (--Ham, of course, is the food that Jewish people do NOT eat.)
There were three different signs . . . one for boneless spiral ham, one for petite smoked ham and one for boneless smoked ham . . . all of which were marked "Delicious for Hanukkah."
Tuesday, December 04, 2007
STOLEN KRISPY KREME TRUCK VIDEO
36-year-old Warren G. Whitelightning lives in Crandon, Wisconsin.
At about 3:00 A.M. on Saturday morning, he was drunk in Madison, Wisconsin . . . shoplifted eight giant red hot pickled sausages from a convenience store . . . and then decided to steal a KRISPY KREME doughnut delivery truck that was parked outside.
The police started chasing him . . . and during the chase, when Warren G. Whitelightning hit 80 miles-an-hour, the back doors of the truck opened and doughnuts started spilling out.
At one point during the chase, Warren G. Whitelightning ended up throwing the truck into reverse and slamming into a police car. The chase didn't end until he hit a concrete median and almost flipped the truck.
SEE THE VIDEO HERE!
TOM MABE REVENGE ON THE TELEMARKETERS!
Check out Tom's website at http://www.tommabe.com/ Tom has a new DVD out of his telemarketer pranks and he has a new TV show coming to CMT.
Monday, December 03, 2007
THESE PEOPLE ARE NUTS! BUT IT LOOKS LIKE FUN!
This looks like a GREAT way to blow off some steam after a hard day! Adults fighting with cardboard wrapping papre tubes. I love it!
GOODBYE EVIL KNIEVEL
One of my favorite characters from the 70's Evil Knievel died on Friday at the age of 69.
Born Robert Knievel, the onetime motorcycle salesman and owner of a minor-league hockey team, supposedly picked up his famed nickname while jailed on a reckless driving charge. His first stunt was a jump over a 20-foot-long box filled with rattlesnakes. Soon, he graduated to riding his chopper over a dozen or more cars -- and caught the attention of Joey Bishop, who brought him onto his late night talk show. On December 31st, 1967, an attempt to leap 151-feet over the fountain at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas fell short -- the spill left him in a coma for nearly a month. But his genius at having it filmed led to a lucrative deal with A-B-C, which aired the stunt. The fact that he wasn't always successful only added to his legend. Knievel knew how to draw a crowd -- his segments generated four of the 20 most-watched episodes of A-B-C's Wide World of Sports.
He drew his greatest attention for an attempted leap over Idaho's Snake River Canyon 1974 using a rocket-propelled motorcycle. While it failed, his genius at turning it into a pay-per-view and closed-circuit T-V event paid off handsomely. But a falling out with promoter Sheldon Saltman -- including Evel beating him up on the 20th Century Fox studio lot -- led to a battery conviction and million-dollar judgment. But his name still meant money -- Six Flags recently signed a deal naming a new wooden roller coaster at its Saint Louis park after him.
Friday, November 30, 2007
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
GARY HOEY'S CHRISTMAS CD!
CHECK OUT HEATH LEDGER AS THE JOKER!
Monday, November 26, 2007
GIVING HIM THE BUSINESS!
Check out this video from Saturday's Maryland-versus-North Carolina State football game. The ref calls a penalty because one of the linemen on N.C. State blocked a Maryland player in the back and was, quote, "giving him the business."
Another "Giving him the business" call!
Monday, November 19, 2007
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007
WHAT IF THE SHOW 24 HAD BEEN MADE IN 1994?!?
THE 3-YEAR-OLD AND THE MONSTER
Watch this video and find out what this 3-year-old would do if a monster got in her house.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
GET YOUR 6-YEAR-OLD TATTOOED FOR CHRISTMAS!
I think the perfect gift "set" would be the I-Tattoo, a case of O'Douls, some candy cigarettes and a nice Jack Daniel's t-shirt....perfect!
Here are a few details in case you really need one for your kids.
This cool vibrating electronic tattoo pen lets you decorate your skin with all kinds of fun designs, safely and easily. Take advantage of the assortment of awesome tattoo stencils for a professional look. Or, let your imagination run wild and invent new designs that are all your own. When you're in the mood for something new, just wash it off and start all over again!
Friday, November 09, 2007
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
EBAY AUCTION FOR BEATLES FANS!
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
COLTS CROWD NOISE....CHEATING?
The NFL is investigating complaints from the Patriots that the Colts had illegally piped in crowd noise is over. It didn't take the league long to find out that the Colts were not at fault for a crowd noise issue."CBS has informed us that the unusual audio moment heard by fans during the Patriots-Colts game was the result of tape feedback in the CBS production truck and was isolated to the CBS broadcast," NFL vice president Greg Aiello tells us. "It was in no way related to any sound within the stadium and could not be heard in the stadium."According to a report on Yahoo.com, the NFL opened an investigationg after the Patriots complained of loud noise in the RCA Dome during Sunday's matchup of undefeated teams in Indianapolis.
Monday, November 05, 2007
STEVE'S 1967 IMPALA PROJECT UPDATE!
Of course the most important thing to me is that I'm having fun and getting DIRTY!
Thursday, November 01, 2007
JON KITNA QB FOR MY LIONS IS THE MAN!
ALLEN PARK, Mich. (AP) -- Detroit Lions quarterback Jon Kitna and his wife dressed up as a naked man and a fast-food drive-through attendant at a teammate's Halloween party, depicting an embarrassing moment for one of the team's assistant coaches.
Now Kitna is getting some flak on local TV and in a newspaper column. Kitna said he was just trying to have fun, but regrets the scrutiny the costumes created.
"If I would've known this, I wouldn't have done it because I didn't want to try to bring attention to it," Kitna said Wednesday while surrounded by reporters and television cameras.
Defensive line coach Joe Cullen pleaded no contest to disorderly conduct and guilty to impaired driving after he was arrested twice last year, once in August 2006 after police said he was driving nude through a Wendy's drive-through lane, and a week later when they said he was driving under the influence of alcohol.
Cullen later was sentenced to two years of probation and ordered to attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings twice a week.
"He's done everything they've asked of him," Lions coach Rod Marinelli said before this season started. "And, there's a lot more that he's had to do."
Marinelli said Kitna's costume was a non-issue with the team.
"It's Halloween," Marinelli said. "I'll leave it at that."
Cullen said "no comment" as he walked off the practice field Wednesday.
Kitna and his wife wore the costumes to a teammate's charity party Monday in suburban Detroit, where the prize for the best outfit was a car.
"All I was trying to do was wear a costume that people would have fun with," Kitna said. "I wasn't trying to demean Joe. If he hadn't come so far, I would not ever have done it. He's very confident of who he is and is very peaceful about what's happened in the past.
"When we talked yesterday, the first question out of his mouth was, 'Did you win?' He seemed to not have a problem with it."
Defensive tackle Cory Redding backed that notion.
"He was still red this morning because Kitna didn't win," Redding said. "It was all fun and games."
Kitna, a born-again Christian who invites teammates to his house to explore their faith, also laughed at the costumes that poked fun at him and his wife.
"Somebody dressed up as me and my wife and came in Bible-thumping," Kitna said with a grin.
BABY BIGFOOT CAUGHT ON A HUNTERS CAMERA!
"We couldn't figure out what they were," Mr Jacobs said in a report by the Associated Press. "I've been hunting for years and I've never seen anything like this.''
The hunter said that after a week of trying to decipher what had walked past his camera lens, he contacted the Bigfoot Research Organization.
The Bigfoot research organization said it believes it's a baby Bigfoot. Bigfoot enthusiasts say it appears to be the real deal but, perhaps predictably because of the quality of the photos, other experts say it looks like a bear "with a severe case of mange", according to AP.
Paul Majeta of the Bigfoot group said he has
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
GREAT HALLOWEEN PRANK ON TV
http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=7271/
Friday, October 26, 2007
NEW 24 TRAILER ONLINE!!!
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I am a hugh fan of the FOX show 24 and finally there is a trailer for the new season starting in January! You can watch the trailer above or if it's running slow try the link below, but if you're a fan. . . be warned. . . there seem to be a lot of first-episode spoilers in the clip. . .
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=20771276
For all the heat "24" gets for supporting torture tactics. . . it doesn't look like they're going to be easing up on it at all. In fact, in this preview, doesn't it look like they're going out of their way to be PRO-TORTURE???
Thursday, October 25, 2007
DON'T TASE MY BRO REMIX!
Last month, we told you about 21-year-old Andrew Meyer. . . he's the University of Florida student who wouldn't stop questioning SENATOR JOHN KERRY at a campus event, so he was restrained by the campus police.
And, even though he begged the officers, quote, "Don't Tase me, bro!". . . they DID, in fact, Taser him.
The whole thing was caught on video, and became a MONSTER YouTube sensation.
Well. . . yesterday, the Florida Department of Law Enforcement released its report on the incident and decided that the officers did NOT use excessive force on Meyer.
The report says that the police tried to remove Meyer from the event, but he broke away and wouldn't listen. So they used a Taser instead of, quote, "hand strikes, kicks, knees or baton hits, that would've looked like [they] were beating Meyer into submission."
--The two officers who restrained and Tasered him had been on administrative leave since the incident on September 17th. . . yesterday, they were reinstated.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
TOM HANKS HAS HIS OWN MYSPACE PAGE?!?
Check it out here: http://www.myspace.com/tomhanks
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Monday, October 22, 2007
WHAT DID STEVE DO THIS WEEKEND....WHAT DO YOU THINK! I WORKED ON MY CAR.
Friday, October 19, 2007
LARRY CRAIG "YMCA" PARODY
The Larry Craig bathroom incident has finally found it's way to claymation. Thanks to Workforce Member Tom for sending this parody of YMCA!
Monday, October 15, 2007
THE SAME SCREAM IS IN HUNDREDS OF MOVIES!
The "Wilhelm Scream" is a scream that was recorded for a 1951 movie called "Distant Drums". You hear it when a guy is being dragged underwater by an alligator.
For some reason, sound editors in the movie business just kept using it. . . including two years later, when it would be used for the scream of a character named Private WILHELM when he gets shot in the leg by an arrow in "The Charge At Feather River".
(--That's where it got its name.)
It sort of became a tradition. . . or maybe more of an IN-JOKE. And it's still being used today. In all, it's shown up in 112 movies and TV shows. . . as well as commercials and videogames.
It's been in ALL the "Star Wars" and "Indiana Jones" movies, plus. . .
--"Poltergeist"
--"Batman Returns"
--"Reservoir Dogs"
--"Toy Story"
--"Madagascar"
--"The Green Berets"
--. . . and TIM BURTON'S "Planet of the Apes" remake. . . just to name a few.
Nobody knows for sure who actually recorded the Wilhelm Scream. . . but film historians think it was probably SHEB WOOLEY. . . a voice artist who went on to record the most annoying Halloween song ever, "The Flying Purple People Eater".
Check out this video of the screams:
Thursday, October 11, 2007
LED ZEPPELIN CONTESTS!
* Unsigned bands from the United States who submit a performance video to Ziddio-dot-com stand a chance of winning a trip to London, tickets to the concert, a gig at the VIP after-party and a stack of Gibson guitar gear.
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
BEST AND WORST DUETS OF ALL TIME
1 Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder – Ebony and Ivory
2 Arthur Mullard & Hilda Baker – You’re the One that I Want
3 Mick Jagger & David Bowie – Dancing In the Streets
4 Bing Crosby & David Bowie – Little Drummer Boy/Peace on Earth
5 Renée & Renato – Save Your Love
6 Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson – The Girl Is Mine
7 Elton John & Pete Doherty – Children Of The Revolution (Live 8)
8 Puff Daddy & Faith Evans – I’ll Be Missing You
9 Elton John & George Michael – Don’t Let the Sun Go Down On Me
10 Band Aid – Do they Know It’s Christmas?TIED WITH10 Girls Aloud & Sugababes – Walk This Way
THE TOP TEN BEST DUETS
1 Foggy Dew – Sinéad O’Connor & The Chieftains
2 Fairytale Of New York – Kirsty MacColl & The Pogues
3 Under Pressure – Queen & David Bowie
4 Where The Wild Roses Grow – Nick Cave & Kylie Minogue
5 Walk This Way – Run DMC & Aerosmith
6 Islands In The Stream – Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
7 You're All I Need To Get By - Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell
8 What Have I Done To Deserve This? – Dusty Springfield & Pet Shop Boys
9 Don’t Give Up – Peter Gabriel & Kate Bush
10 Some Velvet Morning – Lee Hazlewood & Nancy Sinatra
I HAVE A NEW PROJECT!
Monday, October 08, 2007
THE 1968 MUSTANG GT WILD GOOSE CHASE!
Does this look like a solid car with only a little rust in the floor?!? Come on I just drove 3 hours to come look at a pile of rust!!!
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- TOM MABE REVENGE ON THE TELEMARKETERS!
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- THE 3-YEAR-OLD AND THE MONSTER
- GET YOUR 6-YEAR-OLD TATTOOED FOR CHRISTMAS!
- STEVE & MARY GET SHOT
- EBAY AUCTION FOR BEATLES FANS!
- COLTS CROWD NOISE....CHEATING?
- STEVE'S 1967 IMPALA PROJECT UPDATE!
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