Guys . . . if you got a car hoping to attract hot future models, but you're only attracting mothers of four with emotional baggage . . . you're probably giving off the wrong signal.
That's why dating coach DeAnne Lorraine looked at the five most popular cars leased by men (--according to LeaseTrader.com) and determined what kind of personality those men have and what kind of women they attract. Here's what she found:
CHEVY SUBURBAN. Guys who drive Suburbans like to travel and spend time with friends and family . . . which is why they attract women who are easy-going and family-oriented.
(--My take: Guys who drive Suburbans think hacky sack is a sport and enjoy spitting contests . . . and that attracts women who've been planning their wedding since high school.)
MERCEDES S-CLASS. These guys are classy, successful sugar daddies . . . so they get chicks who expect to be taken care of.
(--My take: Guys who drive an S-Class always drive ten miles below the speed limit and lie about shopping at Wal-Mart . . . and that attracts women who skipped college to pay for their fake breasts and can't locate North America on a map.)
That's why dating coach DeAnne Lorraine looked at the five most popular cars leased by men (--according to LeaseTrader.com) and determined what kind of personality those men have and what kind of women they attract. Here's what she found:
CHEVY SUBURBAN. Guys who drive Suburbans like to travel and spend time with friends and family . . . which is why they attract women who are easy-going and family-oriented.
(--My take: Guys who drive Suburbans think hacky sack is a sport and enjoy spitting contests . . . and that attracts women who've been planning their wedding since high school.)
MERCEDES S-CLASS. These guys are classy, successful sugar daddies . . . so they get chicks who expect to be taken care of.
(--My take: Guys who drive an S-Class always drive ten miles below the speed limit and lie about shopping at Wal-Mart . . . and that attracts women who skipped college to pay for their fake breasts and can't locate North America on a map.)
TOYOTA CAMRY. Men who drive a Camry are solid, reliable and committed . . . and that attracts women who are uncomplicated, undemanding, and sweet.
(--My take: Guys who drive a Carmy are cheap and boring . . . and that attracts indecisive women who dress up their cats.)
CORVETTE. These guys are suffering from a mid-life crisis and trying to put out the "bad boy" vibe. So they'll attract naughty chicks who are impulsive and rebellious.
(--My take: Men who drive Corvettes haven't bought a new suit since the CLINTON administration and play fantasy baseball . . . that attracts women who still listen to POISON.)
FORD F-150. These guys are insecure but pretend to be tough. They attract women who are also insecure and rely on guys to make them feel safe.
(--My take: These guys are still afraid of the dark, and they drink anything with the word "extreme" in it . . . and that attracts clingy women who cry every three minutes and send text messages with phrases like "pookie".)
(--My take: Guys who drive a Carmy are cheap and boring . . . and that attracts indecisive women who dress up their cats.)
CORVETTE. These guys are suffering from a mid-life crisis and trying to put out the "bad boy" vibe. So they'll attract naughty chicks who are impulsive and rebellious.
(--My take: Men who drive Corvettes haven't bought a new suit since the CLINTON administration and play fantasy baseball . . . that attracts women who still listen to POISON.)
FORD F-150. These guys are insecure but pretend to be tough. They attract women who are also insecure and rely on guys to make them feel safe.
(--My take: These guys are still afraid of the dark, and they drink anything with the word "extreme" in it . . . and that attracts clingy women who cry every three minutes and send text messages with phrases like "pookie".)
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