SPEND THE AFTERLIFE ON-TOP OF MARILYN MONROE!?!

Here is a once in a lifetime and into eternity opportunity to spend your eternal days directly above Marilyn Monroe. This crypt in the famous Westwood Cemetary in West Los Angeles currently occupied above Marilyn Monroe is being vacated so as to make room for a new resident. "Spending Eternity next to Marilyn Monroe is too sweet to pass up", recently quoted by Hugh Heffner, who has reserved his place in eternity next to her. The lucky bidder will be deeded a piece of real estate that he or she will make their last address. And below you will be Marilyn Monroe. In fact the person occupying the address right now is looking face down on her.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Crypt-Above-Marilyn-Monroe-For-Sale_W0QQitemZ320412140795QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item4a9a0d44fb&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

CASH FOR CLUNKERS ENGINE DISABLING

This is a video document showing how to seize an engine under the Cash for Clunkers program...After draining the engine oil the vehicle is filled with approximately two-three quarts of salt/water/silica mix. The vehicle is then started and ran till the engine seizes. Enjoy!

PATRICIA HEATON MAKES A FOOL OF HERSELF ON MILLIONAIRE

This is STUPID! The Treadmobile

There are so many stupid products on the market, but without the Internet, we might never get to see them. For instance, there's the Treadmobile. At first glance, it looks cool. But when you think about it, it's one of the dumbest and least worthwhile items ever invented. It's a treadmill vehicle that you operate by jogging on it. Confused? We don't blame you.

FICTIONAL BARS WE'D LOVE TO HAVE A BEER IN

NextRound.net has a list of fictional TV bars where we would most want to grab a beer. Here's a rundown of some of the highlights:

Isaac's Bar (The Love Boat) -- The booze is flowing on a cruise ship filled with cougars. What's not to like?

Moe's Tavern (The Simpsons) - The gold standard in fictional animated bars.

Boar's Nest (Dukes of Hazzard) -- Spare hubcaps AND Cold Beer served by Daisy Duke. Why would you ever leave?

Cheers (Cheers) -- The no-brainer of the list.

Check out the full list! http://nextround.net/2009/07/24/10-fictional-tv-bars-where-we-most-want-to-grab-a-beer/

TOP SIGNS YOUR FAVORITE NFL TEAM'S GOING TO SUCK!

Normally I'm not into a "top ten list", but with the NFL season right around the corner...and me being a lifelong Detroit Lions fan here's a list of reasons your favorite NFL team is gonna suck!

--Experts predict them to finish first . . . in the 2010 draft.

--The United Way raises money for them.

--The guys refuse to play Sunday nights so they can watch "True Blood".

--The only thing they hit with any authority is a bong.

--They spent their lone draft pick on Miller Genuine.

--They just signed Brady. WAYNE Brady.

--Just like you, they bought their jerseys in the mall.

--Jessica Simpson is nailing the quarterback.

--Before each game, Hank Williams Jr. sings "Are You Ready for Some Unintentional Laughter?"

--Their strength and conditioning coach? Michael Moore.

--The pads they wear include shoulder, elbow . . . and maxi.

--Terrell Owens won't even waste his time talking crap about them.

--The offense's pregame chant is "Three and out! That's what it's all about!"

--Instead of signing with them, Plaxico Burress shoots himself.

--The players don't feel comfortable in a helmet that doesn't hold two cans of beer.

--None of the players even picked themselves for their fantasy teams.

--Your favorite team is the Detroit Lions.

REALITY SHOWS - "I DIDN'T COME HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS!"

There are so many reality shows on T-V. Hundreds of regular, everyday people have competed on these shows. They're all from different walks of life and different parts of the country or the world, but they all have one thing in common -- they're "not here to make friends." Check out this great montage.

HERE'S THE VIDEO!! STEVEN TYLER FALLS OFF THE STAGE AT STURGIS

Yet another member of AEROSMITH has gone down with an injury.

On Wednesday night, singer STEVEN TYLER fell off the stage about halfway through a gig at the annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in Rapid City, South Dakota.

He was airlifted to a local hospital, and treated for minor injuries to his head, neck and shoulder.

What happened was that the sound system failed during "Love in an Elevator" . . . so Steven started dancing on a catwalk to entertain the crowd.

He twirled around and stepped backward, inadvertently falling off the stage, and onto a couple fans.

JOHN HUGHES TRIBUTE MONTAGE

The SUMMER OF DEATH took a short break, but it's back. Director JOHN HUGHES . . . the man who DEFINED what teen movies were in the 1980s . . . died suddenly and unexpectedly yesterday. He was 59.

Hughes suffered a heart attack while taking a morning walk during a trip to Manhattan to visit family.

Hughes only directed EIGHT movies, but they were almost all classics. They were:

"Sixteen Candles", 1984

"The Breakfast Club", 1985

"Weird Science", 1985

"Ferris Bueller's Day Off", 1986

"Planes, Trains and Automobiles", 1987

"She's Having a Baby", 1988

"Uncle Buck", 1989

"Curly Sue", 1991

BOOZE DEATH CALCUALTOR

It would take 36107 bottles of O'Douls to kill me

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NEW WEIRD AL VIDEO AND SONG!

Another funny song from Weird Al. This one is a White Stripes parody about Charles Nelson Riley.

STOP TEXTING WHILE DRIVING!!!

You might think that with all the accidents that have been caused by texting while driving, people would get a clue and put down their phones and pay attention to the road. But it doesn't seem like that's happening any time soon. Here's a case in point . . .

On Wednesday, 25-year-old Nicholas Sparks of Burt, New York (--about 40 miles north of Buffalo), was towing a car with his flatbed truck.

But instead of focusing on the road, Nicholas was talking on one cell phone and sending a text message on another cell phone when he accidentally slammed into another car, then drove through a fence, sideswiped a house and crashed into a swimming pool. (!!!)

Nicholas was charged with reckless driving, talking on a cell phone and following too closely.

Fortunately, no one was seriously injured.

THE RAINBOW CONSPIRICY!?!

There's a video making the rounds on the Internet of a woman attempting to explain how the rainbow effect from sprinklers is a government conspiracy. She says that 20 years ago, you wouldn't have been able to see a rainbow in sprinkler water, but now you can.

THIS IS CREEPY!

If you've spent any amount of time watching late night infomercials, then you know just how many stupid products there are on the market. But I think it's safe to say that NONE of them have anything on THIS nonsense . . .

It's recently come to my attention that a company called Cremation Solutions uses facial reconstruction and 3D printing technology to create CUSTOM URNS, which actually LOOK LIKE the dead person whose ashes they contain.

According to the Cremation Solutions website, quote, "Now we can create a custom urn in the image of your loved one or favorite celebrity . . . from just a photograph.

"Never forget a face. Personal Urns combine art and technology to create a family heirloom that will be cherished for generations."

Or, put another way, Cremation Solutions creates urns that eerily resemble the disembodied head of your dead friends and relatives.

SECRET VIDEO OF LEBRON JAMES GETTING DUNKED ON

NORTH CAROLINA HAS BANNED THIS HARDEES TV AD!?!

Another Hardee's promotion has been rejected as too racy for North Carolina's conservative consumers.

The Rocky Mount company that is Hardee's largest franchisee is angry about TV ads for the fast-food chain's new Biscuit Holes.

Boddie-Noell Enterprises, which owns nearly 350 Hardee's, is refusing to run the ads, which also are drawing fire from the Parents Television Council.

The ads ask customers to help name the sweet treats, and offer suggestions such as "iced B-holes." In one ad, customers doing taste tests are asked to choose between the "A-holes" and the "B-holes."

In a letter to the council, Boddie-Noell chairman Ben Mayo Boddie wrote that he won't allow the ads to run in any markets that it controls, and that he has asked Hardee's parent, CKE Restaurants of California, to drop the ads everywhere.

PINK FLOYD - MOONHEAD

Unreleased Pink Floyd MaterialPink Floyd "Moonhead" -1969-A instrumental piece used for a tv-programme on the evening of the first moonlanding July 20, 1969. The programme was a used by the BBC in between the coverage of the actual moonlanding -and was called 'But what if it's made of green cheese'. The theme was the first verse and the coda, with various actors reading quotes and poetry about the moon over. The rest of the programme was information, discussions and sketches. Later in the show, Moonhead was performed uninterrupted.The music can be heard on the bootlegs 'With/Without' and 'Wavelenghts'. The song has also been known as 'Trip On Mars'.

THE WEINERMOBILE HAS CRASHED!

On Friday, the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile was in Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin, when its driver, an unidentified woman, got lost and turned down a dead-end street.

Instead of backing down the entire street, the driver decided to turn the Wienermobile around in a driveway. But she accidentally hit the gas instead of the brakes, and CRASHED into the deck and garage of a home.

Fortunately, no one was injured in the accident.

UNITED BREAKS GUITARS

I love when people find creative ways to get back at big companies when they have been wronged. Here's one such example.

Full Story: http://www.davecarrollmusic.com/story/united-breaks-guitars - In the spring of 2008, Sons of Maxwell were traveling to Nebraska for a one-week tour and my Taylor guitar was witnessed being thrown by United Airlines baggage handlers in Chicago. I discovered later that the $3500 guitar was severely damaged. They didn't deny the experience occurred but for nine months the various people I communicated with put the responsibility for dealing with the damage on everyone other than themselves and finally said they would do nothing to compensate me for my loss. So I promised the last person to finally say no to compensation (Ms. Irlweg) that I would write and produce three songs about my experience with United Airlines and make videos for each to be viewed online by anyone in the world. United: Song 1 is the first of those songs. United: Song 2 has been written and video production is underway. United: Song 3 is coming. I promise.

FUNNY BEATLES VIDEO!

Ringo wants to contribute more to the music in the Beatles.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1913069