TOP 100 MOVIES YOU SHOULD SEE BEFORE YOU DIE

Many movies are good, some are great, but only a select few can be called truly "essential." After heated discussions, long negotiations, and a shouting match or two, the staff at Yahoo! Movies has put together this list of the 100 films you must see before you die. To choose the titles for the list, we considered factors like historical importance and cultural impact. But we also selected films that we believe are the most thrilling, most dramatic, scariest, and funniest movies of all time. Some of these films you've seen, and some you may not have heard of, but we believe that each one is a timeless classic that you absolutely have to see. -Yahoo

See the full list here!

GLENN BECK WAS A WACKY MORNING DJ?!?

New Nightmare on Elm Street Trailer

A Nightmare on Elm Street


I don't know why, but this remake looks pretty good to me.

You Tube's 100 Greatest Hits...in about 4 minutes.

RANDY QUAID AND HIS WIFE WERE ARRESTED

RANDY QUAID and his wife EVI were arrested yesterday . . . for skipping out on a hotel bill.

Randy and Evi are accused of running up a $10,000 bill at the San Ysidro Ranch in Santa Barbara . . . then leaving without paying.

They were picked up yesterday in Marfa, Texas . . . but they didn't go without a fight. TMZ says Randy assaulted two sheriff's deputies both verbally and physically and resisted arrest.

Evi also resisted . . . to the point where she had to be wrestled to the ground and subdued.

The Quaids were charged with burglary, conspiracy and defrauding an innkeeper. (???) But they weren't charged for their antics during the arrest. Bail was set at $20,000 for each of them, but they quickly paid it and walked.

Apparently, Randy and Evi have done this before . . . which is why the cops pursued them so hard. They believe that the Quaids checked into the San Ysidro Ranch with no intention of paying in the first place.

Here's the thing, though: The Quaids say they did NOTHING WRONG . . . and they're completely square with the San Ysidro Ranch.

They even sent a cashier's check to TMZ as proof . . . along with a HANDWRITTEN statement . . . in which they said, quote, "I promise the state of California, Texas does not bother people over hamburgers ordered by room service, supposedly burglarized. I promise you we have paid our bill . . . and this is all for PR."

TITAN'S STEVE MCNAIR MURDER SCENE AT HALLOWEEN HAUNT

Halloween! Time to scare the kiddies with graphic depictions of recently murdered NFL quarterbacks! That's what one amusement park figures, at least before the inevitable boycott. Let's work up our righteous indignation.

Kings Island in Ohio gave a local news station a sneak preview of their annual Halloween Haunt, and they brought back pictures of a haunted graveyard filled with "celebrity skeletons" like Michael Jackson and Ted Kennedy. And that display up there.

Yep, that's a skeleton holding a Titans helmet, with the top blown off. A gun rests at the foot of the couch. The two skeletons assume the positions that Steve McNair and Sahel Kazemi were found in after their murder-suicide.

When reached by FanHouse, a spokesperson for Kings Island, Don Helbig, said the following, "There will not be a scene at our Halloween event that features Steve McNair or anyone that resembles him."

With video and pictures of the skeletons circulating online, Helbig at first declined to acknowledge that they had ever existed. "There was no reference to Steve McNair at all. No jersey, nothing." Upon being informed that the pictures and video were already online, Helbig again insisted that the skeletons would not be featured on Friday when the event opens. Pressed as to when the skeletons were removed from the park, Helbig stuck to his talking points. "Our event does not open until Friday," he said, "We meant him no disrespect."

I'm not sure how this was supposed to entertain and/or scare children. On the other hand, it might be used to scare athletes straight, alongside a reenactment of Left Eye burning down Andre Rison's house and a loop of Barbara Hershey's scene in The Natural.

-www.deadspin.com

COPS PLAY Wii DURING A DRUG BUST?!?

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FEEL GOOD FOOTBALL

Matt Zeisel, a high school freshman with Down Syndrome, had his dream of scoring a touchdown recently come true. And the video of the quick-footed frosh has been viewed more than 275-thousand times on YouTube.

Below is a little write-up from the Ziesel family for those of you not familiar with Matt:

Matt is a special athlete who has Down Syndrome. He loves football and has grown up in an environment surrounded by sports. His father is a coach/ athletic director, and all his siblings play sports. He grew up at athletic events, and has always been a cheerleader.

He registered as a freshman at Benton High School -Saint Joseph, MO this year, and told his mother and father he wanted to play football. The team takes good care of looking after Matt, and he is still the cheerleader on the sidelines. He puts his pads and helmet on, stands next to Coach McCamy and waits for his turn to play.

Over and over during the course of the game Matt will say, "Coach McCamy, I am ready! I am ready Coach!"

On this Monday night coach gave him a chance. The Cardinals were down by a few touchdowns with 15 seconds left. Coach McCamy called a timeout and asked the coach of Maryville High School if they could run their "Matt Play". He agreed and this is where the video begins.

Thanks to Coach McCamy and the freshman coach at Maryville, Matt and his family will cherish his moment forever!

- Sincerely The Ziesel Family

FANS VANDALIZED AN NFL PLAYER'S LAWN . . . BECAUSE HE FUMBLED AND LOST THE GAME

It's no secret that some NFL fans lose their ever-loving minds when their favorite team loses . . . but THIS is a bit extreme.

On Monday night, Buffalo Bills kick returner Leodis McKelvin fumbled the ball late in the game against the New England Patriots . . . and it cost the Bills the game. That upset two 16- year-old boys from a suburb of Buffalo called Hamburg.

Which is understandable. If McKelvin had just fallen down with the ball, the Bills could have run a few plays and won the game. Instead, Patriots stud quarterback Tom Brady threw a game-winning touchdown with just under a minute left.

So how did the two boys deal with their anger at McKelvin? They FOUND OUT WHERE HE LIVED and SPRAY PAINTED OBSCENITIES on his lawn.

Police aren't saying exactly what the kids wrote, only that it involved curse words, the final score of the game . . . New England Patriots 25, Buffalo Bills 24 . . . and the phrase ''Take a knee."

Police also say they'll only arrest the boys if McKelvin wants to press charges. As of Wednesday afternoon, he didn't sound like he was going to. (WKBW TV)

PATRICK SWAYZE

PATRICK SWAYZE finally succumbed to cancer yesterday. He was 57 years old.

Swayze revealed back in March of 2008 that he was battling pancreatic cancer, which is one of the deadliest forms of the disease. Some reports gave him mere WEEKS to live at the time.

His rep released a statement saying, quote, "Patrick Swayze passed away peacefully today with family at his side after facing the challenges of his illness for the last 20 months."

Here's a video tribute to him...


As far as great Swayze moments in video, for guys, it's hard to top his appearance on "Saturday Night Live", in the skit with CHRIS FARLEY where they compete for the same spot with the Chippendales. Here's that clip...
Chris Farley - Chippendales

OH MY POOR LIONS!

NFL Players Mentor Troubled Detroit Lions

BEST POST GAME INTERVIEW EVER!

Being a rookie in the N-F-L isn't easy. You're facing an uphill battle, competing for a job with veterans and running drills that make your college days seem like pee-wee football. But those things pale in comparison to dealing with the media. Ellis Lanksder is a rookie on the Buffalo Bills. We don't know much about him, but his responses at a recent post-game press conference are priceless.

RED LIGHT CAMERA TICKETS AVOIDED

Last year, officials in Arizona installed dozens of photo-enforcement traffic cameras around the state as part of a project aimed at getting speeders to slow down.

In that time, a guy from Phoenix named Dave Vontesmar has accumulated 37 speeding tickets to the tune of more than $6,500 in fines. But Dave says he doesn't have to pay. Why?

Because in order to make him pay, state officials have to prove that Dave was the person driving his car when the photo-ticket was issued.

The problem is that in all 37 of the photos, Dave . . . or someone else . . . is wearing a MONKEY MASK, which makes it impossible to ID the driver. (!!!)

Dave says, quote, "They're required by law to ID the driver of the vehicle. If they can't identify the driver by the picture, what are they doing to identify the driver?

"Not one of them there is a picture where you can identify the driver of the car . . . I sent back all the [tickets] I got with a copy of my driver's license and said, 'It's not me. I'm not paying.'"

It's unclear whether Dave will be forced to pay the speeding fines. Overall, the photo-enforcement program has helped the state earn about $20 MILLION.

http://news.aol.com/article/driver-wears-monkey-mask-in-speed-camera/661005

BOB BARKER ON WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW

BOB BARKER is not dead. One of those pointless celebrity death hoaxes was making the rounds online this week. Usually, you can just ignore stuff like that . . . but since this is The Summer of Death, you need to look into everything.

Actually, Bob just guest-hosted this week's edition of the WWE's "Monday Night RAW" . . . and he was pretty hilarious.

Take me! Choose me, George!

GEORGE CLOONEY was hyping his upcoming movie during a press conference at the Venice Film Festival the other day. But one of the reporters wasn't a reporter at all. He was either a prankster or a very amorous gay man.

He proceeded to STRIP while saying, "Take me! Choose me, George!" Clooney took it in stride, though.

TRAMP STAMP HALL OF FAME!

You know what a TRAMP STAMP is, right? That's what it's called when a woman gets a tattoo on the small of her back.

Anyway, tramp stamps are naturally pretty trashy and lame. But we tracked down a gallery of 18 stupid tramp stamps which are, somehow, even trashier and lamer than your average tramp stamp. http://www.oddee.com/item_96801.aspx

PEOPLE OF WALMART

This is officially my new favorite website! http://peopleofwalmart.com It's basically just sneaky photos of freaky people that you can see at your local Walmart.

ENJOY!

Which Beatle Are You? - Spinner

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NEW I-PHONE COMMERCIAL

THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS

GEORGE CLOONEY'S next flick is a bizarre comedy called "The Men Who Stare at Goats". It's about a secret government project to create PSYCHIC SOLDIERS who can kill with their minds.

--EWAN MCGREGOR and KEVIN SPACEY are in it, too. It comes out November 6th. It looks pretty funny. Here's the trailer . . .

A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO FOOTBALL

The N-F-L regular season officially kicks off next Thursday night, which means wives won't see or speak to their husbands much until February -- unless, of course, they learn how to watch the games themselves. Well, some years back, an instructional video titled A Woman's Guide to Watching Football was released.

STEVE RIDES WITH THE BLUE ANGELS C-130 "FAT ALBERT"

FUNNY BRETT FAVRE COMMERCIAL

THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!?!

Earlier this week a British security guard claimed to have found the legendary creature using Google's satellite mapping programme.

The image, which can be seen by entering coordinates Latitude 57°12'52.13"N, Longitude 4°34'14.16"W in Google Earth, depicts a large object resembling a sea creature clearly visible beneath or on the surface of the water.

DRIVE A CAMARO - GET A FREE PIZZA!

If you drive a Chevy Camaro, then I've got good news for you this morning. Today, Papa John's Pizza is offering a FREE PIZZA to anyone who owns a Camaro. (???)

I know, it's an unusual offer. But the REASON behind the deal is even more bizarre than the promotion itself. Listen to this . . .

In 1983, the owner of Papa John's, a guy named John Schnatter, sold his 1971 Camaro Z28 for $2,800 so he could open his first Papa John's restaurant. But John missed his car.

In fact, he missed it so much that once his restaurant hit it big, he offered $250,000 to anyone who could help him track down his original Camaro.

The guy who originally bought the car heard about John's search, got in touch, and and said he sold the Camaro five years ago for $4,000 to a guy named Jeffery Robinson from Flatwoods, Kentucky (--165 miles east of Louisville).

Long story short, John bought the Camaro back from Jeffery for $250,000, and gave $25,000 to the original buyer for helping him track it down. (!!!)

And, of course, now you get free pizza.

DID MICHAEL JACKSON FAKE HIS DEATH???

Okay, people, it's on: The best "MICHAEL JACKSON IS STILL ALIVE" conspiracy theory . . . (--so far) . . . has begun.

You can already tell it's a hoax, but nobody can deny these things are fun . . . and, as ELVIS has proven time and time again, they just never get old. (???)

A video has appeared online of a coroner's van pulling into what looks like an underground garage.

When it stops, someone gets out, goes to the back of the van and opens one of the doors.

Then someone whose identity is obviously being shielded gets out of the back of the van . . . and the other person takes them through a door and out of sight.

The claim being made is that the person getting out of the back of the van is Michael . . . and that this video was shot right after he ALLEGEDLY died and his body was removed from his rented home.

In other words, he FAKED HIS DEATH.

The person who posted the clip says, quote, "I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van his dead body has been in.

"I got the original video tape from a trustworthy source. I know him for years. And I am sure it's real and Michael is alive."

MY HUSBAND IS ANNOYING . COM

Mark Joyella is just an ordinary guy, who like all guys, does some things that annoys his wife.

Only his wife, Tiffanie, decided to start a blog called My Husband is Annoying where she gets to rail against her husband's annoying traits.

By the way, they've only been married five months.

In her blog, she complains about things like his love of fart jokes, the fact that he wears the same zip-up green sweater in every family photograph and his inability to figure out the TV remote.

But while many men would be angered by his wife's public airing of her complaints, Mark loves it. He finds it funny and says it's a tribute to all husbands.

What's even better is that since Tiffanie's blog needs him to be annoying in order to stay active, Mark can be as annoying as much as he wants.

UNTIED BREAKS GUITARS - SONG 2

Canadian musician and United Airlines luggage victim Dave Carroll has created a sequel to his insanely popular United Breaks Guitars viral video. We should mention that after five-million views of the original video, United Airlines did actually offer to pay up. But Carroll declined and told them to give it to charity. How can anyone not like this guy?

If you missed the original song and video, here it it.

"Family Guy" Makes Fun Of "The Office" In An Internet Video About Their Emmy Nomination

Since "Family Guy" has been nominated for an Emmy, the producers have decided to make fun of all the other shows that are nominated . . . by releasing a series of videos. In the first video released, they make fun of "The Office"

REALLY COOL CHEVROLET BILLBOARDS

SPEND THE AFTERLIFE ON-TOP OF MARILYN MONROE!?!

Here is a once in a lifetime and into eternity opportunity to spend your eternal days directly above Marilyn Monroe. This crypt in the famous Westwood Cemetary in West Los Angeles currently occupied above Marilyn Monroe is being vacated so as to make room for a new resident. "Spending Eternity next to Marilyn Monroe is too sweet to pass up", recently quoted by Hugh Heffner, who has reserved his place in eternity next to her. The lucky bidder will be deeded a piece of real estate that he or she will make their last address. And below you will be Marilyn Monroe. In fact the person occupying the address right now is looking face down on her.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Crypt-Above-Marilyn-Monroe-For-Sale_W0QQitemZ320412140795QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item4a9a0d44fb&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

CASH FOR CLUNKERS ENGINE DISABLING

This is a video document showing how to seize an engine under the Cash for Clunkers program...After draining the engine oil the vehicle is filled with approximately two-three quarts of salt/water/silica mix. The vehicle is then started and ran till the engine seizes. Enjoy!

PATRICIA HEATON MAKES A FOOL OF HERSELF ON MILLIONAIRE

This is STUPID! The Treadmobile

There are so many stupid products on the market, but without the Internet, we might never get to see them. For instance, there's the Treadmobile. At first glance, it looks cool. But when you think about it, it's one of the dumbest and least worthwhile items ever invented. It's a treadmill vehicle that you operate by jogging on it. Confused? We don't blame you.

FICTIONAL BARS WE'D LOVE TO HAVE A BEER IN

NextRound.net has a list of fictional TV bars where we would most want to grab a beer. Here's a rundown of some of the highlights:

Isaac's Bar (The Love Boat) -- The booze is flowing on a cruise ship filled with cougars. What's not to like?

Moe's Tavern (The Simpsons) - The gold standard in fictional animated bars.

Boar's Nest (Dukes of Hazzard) -- Spare hubcaps AND Cold Beer served by Daisy Duke. Why would you ever leave?

Cheers (Cheers) -- The no-brainer of the list.

Check out the full list! http://nextround.net/2009/07/24/10-fictional-tv-bars-where-we-most-want-to-grab-a-beer/

TOP SIGNS YOUR FAVORITE NFL TEAM'S GOING TO SUCK!

Normally I'm not into a "top ten list", but with the NFL season right around the corner...and me being a lifelong Detroit Lions fan here's a list of reasons your favorite NFL team is gonna suck!

--Experts predict them to finish first . . . in the 2010 draft.

--The United Way raises money for them.

--The guys refuse to play Sunday nights so they can watch "True Blood".

--The only thing they hit with any authority is a bong.

--They spent their lone draft pick on Miller Genuine.

--They just signed Brady. WAYNE Brady.

--Just like you, they bought their jerseys in the mall.

--Jessica Simpson is nailing the quarterback.

--Before each game, Hank Williams Jr. sings "Are You Ready for Some Unintentional Laughter?"

--Their strength and conditioning coach? Michael Moore.

--The pads they wear include shoulder, elbow . . . and maxi.

--Terrell Owens won't even waste his time talking crap about them.

--The offense's pregame chant is "Three and out! That's what it's all about!"

--Instead of signing with them, Plaxico Burress shoots himself.

--The players don't feel comfortable in a helmet that doesn't hold two cans of beer.

--None of the players even picked themselves for their fantasy teams.

--Your favorite team is the Detroit Lions.

REALITY SHOWS - "I DIDN'T COME HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS!"

There are so many reality shows on T-V. Hundreds of regular, everyday people have competed on these shows. They're all from different walks of life and different parts of the country or the world, but they all have one thing in common -- they're "not here to make friends." Check out this great montage.

HERE'S THE VIDEO!! STEVEN TYLER FALLS OFF THE STAGE AT STURGIS

Yet another member of AEROSMITH has gone down with an injury.

On Wednesday night, singer STEVEN TYLER fell off the stage about halfway through a gig at the annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in Rapid City, South Dakota.

He was airlifted to a local hospital, and treated for minor injuries to his head, neck and shoulder.

What happened was that the sound system failed during "Love in an Elevator" . . . so Steven started dancing on a catwalk to entertain the crowd.

He twirled around and stepped backward, inadvertently falling off the stage, and onto a couple fans.

JOHN HUGHES TRIBUTE MONTAGE

The SUMMER OF DEATH took a short break, but it's back. Director JOHN HUGHES . . . the man who DEFINED what teen movies were in the 1980s . . . died suddenly and unexpectedly yesterday. He was 59.

Hughes suffered a heart attack while taking a morning walk during a trip to Manhattan to visit family.

Hughes only directed EIGHT movies, but they were almost all classics. They were:

"Sixteen Candles", 1984

"The Breakfast Club", 1985

"Weird Science", 1985

"Ferris Bueller's Day Off", 1986

"Planes, Trains and Automobiles", 1987

"She's Having a Baby", 1988

"Uncle Buck", 1989

"Curly Sue", 1991

BOOZE DEATH CALCUALTOR

It would take 36107 bottles of O'Douls to kill me

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NEW WEIRD AL VIDEO AND SONG!

Another funny song from Weird Al. This one is a White Stripes parody about Charles Nelson Riley.

STOP TEXTING WHILE DRIVING!!!

You might think that with all the accidents that have been caused by texting while driving, people would get a clue and put down their phones and pay attention to the road. But it doesn't seem like that's happening any time soon. Here's a case in point . . .

On Wednesday, 25-year-old Nicholas Sparks of Burt, New York (--about 40 miles north of Buffalo), was towing a car with his flatbed truck.

But instead of focusing on the road, Nicholas was talking on one cell phone and sending a text message on another cell phone when he accidentally slammed into another car, then drove through a fence, sideswiped a house and crashed into a swimming pool. (!!!)

Nicholas was charged with reckless driving, talking on a cell phone and following too closely.

Fortunately, no one was seriously injured.

THE RAINBOW CONSPIRICY!?!

There's a video making the rounds on the Internet of a woman attempting to explain how the rainbow effect from sprinklers is a government conspiracy. She says that 20 years ago, you wouldn't have been able to see a rainbow in sprinkler water, but now you can.

THIS IS CREEPY!

If you've spent any amount of time watching late night infomercials, then you know just how many stupid products there are on the market. But I think it's safe to say that NONE of them have anything on THIS nonsense . . .

It's recently come to my attention that a company called Cremation Solutions uses facial reconstruction and 3D printing technology to create CUSTOM URNS, which actually LOOK LIKE the dead person whose ashes they contain.

According to the Cremation Solutions website, quote, "Now we can create a custom urn in the image of your loved one or favorite celebrity . . . from just a photograph.

"Never forget a face. Personal Urns combine art and technology to create a family heirloom that will be cherished for generations."

Or, put another way, Cremation Solutions creates urns that eerily resemble the disembodied head of your dead friends and relatives.

SECRET VIDEO OF LEBRON JAMES GETTING DUNKED ON

NORTH CAROLINA HAS BANNED THIS HARDEES TV AD!?!

Another Hardee's promotion has been rejected as too racy for North Carolina's conservative consumers.

The Rocky Mount company that is Hardee's largest franchisee is angry about TV ads for the fast-food chain's new Biscuit Holes.

Boddie-Noell Enterprises, which owns nearly 350 Hardee's, is refusing to run the ads, which also are drawing fire from the Parents Television Council.

The ads ask customers to help name the sweet treats, and offer suggestions such as "iced B-holes." In one ad, customers doing taste tests are asked to choose between the "A-holes" and the "B-holes."

In a letter to the council, Boddie-Noell chairman Ben Mayo Boddie wrote that he won't allow the ads to run in any markets that it controls, and that he has asked Hardee's parent, CKE Restaurants of California, to drop the ads everywhere.

PINK FLOYD - MOONHEAD

Unreleased Pink Floyd MaterialPink Floyd "Moonhead" -1969-A instrumental piece used for a tv-programme on the evening of the first moonlanding July 20, 1969. The programme was a used by the BBC in between the coverage of the actual moonlanding -and was called 'But what if it's made of green cheese'. The theme was the first verse and the coda, with various actors reading quotes and poetry about the moon over. The rest of the programme was information, discussions and sketches. Later in the show, Moonhead was performed uninterrupted.The music can be heard on the bootlegs 'With/Without' and 'Wavelenghts'. The song has also been known as 'Trip On Mars'.

THE WEINERMOBILE HAS CRASHED!

On Friday, the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile was in Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin, when its driver, an unidentified woman, got lost and turned down a dead-end street.

Instead of backing down the entire street, the driver decided to turn the Wienermobile around in a driveway. But she accidentally hit the gas instead of the brakes, and CRASHED into the deck and garage of a home.

Fortunately, no one was injured in the accident.

UNITED BREAKS GUITARS

I love when people find creative ways to get back at big companies when they have been wronged. Here's one such example.

Full Story: http://www.davecarrollmusic.com/story/united-breaks-guitars - In the spring of 2008, Sons of Maxwell were traveling to Nebraska for a one-week tour and my Taylor guitar was witnessed being thrown by United Airlines baggage handlers in Chicago. I discovered later that the $3500 guitar was severely damaged. They didn't deny the experience occurred but for nine months the various people I communicated with put the responsibility for dealing with the damage on everyone other than themselves and finally said they would do nothing to compensate me for my loss. So I promised the last person to finally say no to compensation (Ms. Irlweg) that I would write and produce three songs about my experience with United Airlines and make videos for each to be viewed online by anyone in the world. United: Song 1 is the first of those songs. United: Song 2 has been written and video production is underway. United: Song 3 is coming. I promise.

FUNNY BEATLES VIDEO!

Ringo wants to contribute more to the music in the Beatles.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1913069

I'M GETTIN' ONE OF THESE NEXT YEAR!

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TREE'S COMPANY'S JOYCE DEWITT MUGSHOT

JOYCE DEWITT . . . the brunette from "Three's Company" . . . was arrested for DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE on Saturday afternoon in El Segundo, California.

Police say that an officer pulled Joyce over after he saw her blow past some sort of traffic barricade. As he was speaking to Joyce, he noticed she was intoxicated, so he gave her a field sobriety test . . . which she failed.

DEF LEPPARD: Free Tickets for the troops!

Def Leppard and drummer Rick Allen's Raven Drum Foundation are giving military veterans free tickets to their summer tour with Cheap Trick and Poison. It's a way to thank them for their service. Rick says, "Our mission with Raven Drum Foundation is to serve, educate and empower veterans and people in crisis through the power of the drum, and music is just one of the tools we use to promote healing. It is so exciting to have my band, family and so many others contributing to this effort."

Military personnel and veterans with a military I-D are eligible to receive two tickets to one Def Leppard show. Tickets are available on a first come, first serve basis through RavenDrumFoundation.org.

MILITARY VEHICLES IN GRETNA!

The MVPA (Military Vehicle Preservation Association) is traveling across the country on the Transcontinential Convoy. They stopped in Gretna last night and let us check out their vintage military vehicles. Pretty cool! http://www.army.mil/convoy/

BEATLES ROCKBAND

The opening sequence of "The Beatles: Rock Band" game has been released . . . and it's pretty SWEET.

http://www.thebeatlesrockband.com/cinematic.php

SUGGESTIVE BURGER KING AD

I don't know about you, but when I think of "sexy" . . . I think of Burger King. (???)

If you don't agree with me, then you obviously haven't seen the ad campaign for Burger King's new Super Seven Incher sandwich . . . which shows a woman with her mouth open in a suggestive way, along with the caption, quote, "It'll BLOW . . . your mind away."

NEW BARACK OBAMA JIB-JAB VIDEO

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Here's the new video from "Jib Jab", the guys who did all those political spoofs during the BUSH-KERRY election. This one's called "He's Barack Obama" and it's about OBAMA running around and trying to fix all the world's problems . . . as a superhero.

MIGHT BE THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER....OR NOT!

Even if you LOVE horror movies, you have to admit that zombie flicks are starting to get a little stale. Still, there's one coming out in October that looks like it could be a lot of fun. It's called "Zombieland", and it stars WOODY HARRELSON.

WIERD AL'S NEW SONG "CRAIGSLIST" - SOUNDS LIKE THE DOORS!

Weird Al's homage to The Doors, featuring Ray Manzarek himself on keyboards.

MEGAN FOX IS ACTUALLY A CGI EFFECT?

CALVIN KLEIN BILLBOARD IS TO SEXY!?!

Calvin Klein unveiled a racy new billboard in New York City, which features a TOPLESS woman lying on top of a shirtless guy . . . while making out with another shirtless guy. And lying on the floor is . . . you guessed it . . . yet another shirtless guy.

Anyway, as usual, some people are saying the billboard is borderline pornographic. But, according to a company spokesman, it's only meant to, quote, "create a very sexy campaign that speaks to our targeted demographic."

People, if you haven't figured it out already, the only reason Calvin Klein puts up these kinds of billboards . . . is because they know prudes like YOU will make a big deal about it and give them tons of free advertising and cool points with the kids.

In other words, if you want Calvin Klein and other companies to stop using sex to sell their products . . . then you need to stop freaking out every time you see an ad that's even mildly sexually suggestive. How can you not know this already?

PETE TOWNSHEND "WINDMILL" CONTEST

The Who have launched a new YouTube contest celebrating the release of their two-D-V-D Maximum R-&-B Live set. Upload a video of you doing your best impression of Pete Townshend's infamous guitar windmill. The winner will receive a Fender Stratocaster signed by Townshend.

http://www.youtube.com/WhoMaximumWindmill

French Open Crazy Fan

A fan ran on the court at the French Open and tried to put a hat on ROGER FEDERER'S head.

Brett Michaels from Poison is CRUSHED at the Tony Awards

POISON was part of the opening musical number. They performed "Nothing But a Good Time" with the cast of "Rock of Ages", which is a rock and roll musical starring former "American Idol" loser CONSTANTINE MAROULIS.

At the end of the song, Poison was supposed to exit through the back of the stage, as some big part of the set lowered to the ground. But Bret didn't get past it in time, and got SMASHED IN THE FACE, and was knocked to the ground.

Unfortunately, the camera cuts away almost right as it happens, but you can JUST see the moment of impact...watch closely at the end of the video.

CLASSIC BEATLES CARTOON

I don't know why I love this little cartoon clip...but I do!