COOL HUSKER PROPOSAL

A former Nebraska football player (Aaron Gillaspie- backup fullback) proposes to a former Nebraska cheerleader. Look for supporting roles by TO, Helu, and Lee.

NEW 24 TRAILER

Fox has unleashed a promo for the eighth season of "24", which premieres in January. This season seems to involve some sort of national catastrophe that Jack finds himself pulled into . . . to the point where he's the only one who can save us all.

Shocking, I know.

HALLOWEEN (1978) DELETED SCENES

This never-before-seen footage shows an entirely different direction from the original movie.

JETS QUARTERBACK TRYS TO EAT A HOT DOG ON THE SIDELINES

During Sunday's New York Jets game against the Oakland Raiders, Jets quarterback MARK SANCHEZ ate a hot dog while he was on the sidelines . . . and tried his best to hide it.

IS IT TOO SOON?

Is the Direct TV commercial featuring Chris Farley too soon?

The Beatles in Legos!

Motorized LA-Z-BOY

Last summer, 62-year-old Dennis Anderson was arrested for driving under the influence in Proctor, Minnesota (--in the eastern part of the state, just a few miles west of Duluth).

But it wasn't a CAR Dennis was driving. It was a motorized La-Z-Boy recliner that Dennis had tricked out with an old lawnmower engine. Get this . . .

The recliner tops out at somewhere between 15 and 20 miles per hour. And it's totally decked out, complete with:

A stereo and a power antenna

A steering wheel

Headlights

And even cup holders

On Monday, Dennis pleaded guilty to driving under the influence. The recliner, which had been impounded, will be sold at the next police auction.

ATOMIC WING EATING CONTEST AT QUAKER STEAK & LUBE!

Congratulations to Mike Digilio who won the first ever Atomic Wing Eating contest. He devoured 20 Atomic Wings in just over 4 minutes...impressive! Thanks to everyone for competing. Listen to CD 105.9 for details on the next big event at Quaker Steak and Lube!

PLAY THE BALLOON BOY GAME!

http://www.balloonboygame.com/

HOME SHOPPING NETWORK - Wii FAIL!

...AM I DRUNK OR STONED?

So what do you think....am I drunk or stoned? I went to renew my Drivers License and the woman at the DMV took the worst picture of me! And she wouldn't let me retake it without paying another $26.50. I'm not vain, but come-on that's the worst license picture in history. I'm actually thinking about getting another one...but that will cost over $50 for a license...insane.

I look wasted...and my face isn't that fat! Am I making too much of this?

JIM MORRISON - BREAK ON THROUGH???

What appears to be the ghost of Jim Morrison appears in the new book Ghosts Caught on Film Two: Photographs of the Unexplained.

In 1997, American rock historian Brett Meisner had a friend take a picture of him in front of Morrison's grave in Paris. In 2002, he noticed what seemed to be an image of Morrison with his arms outstretched behind him in the photo. According to the book, researchers can't explain the picture -- it's not a trick of light and is unlikely to have been Photoshopped.

Balloon Boy Pukes Live on TV!

FOX NFL SUNDAY SLAMS JESSICA SIMPSON

This past weekend, Fox NFL Sunday aired an animated skit featuring members of the Dallas Cowboys making fun of JESSICA SIMPSON'S weight.

For instance, a cartoon MARION BARBER says, quote, "Man, I still can't believe Tony [Romo] dated Jessica Simpson, even AFTER she blew up bigger than Flozell Adams!"

JASON WITTEN says, quote, "Unlike Tony, at least Jessica comes up big when it counts!"

And an animated version of Cowboys coach WADE PHILLIPS says, quote, "Say Tony, is Jessica around? We could use a defensive tackle!"

Not surprisingly, a lot of people found this hugely inappropriate. So both Fox and Burger King have apologized. And they both agree that Burger King had nothing to do with it.

Fox said, quote, "Burger King Corp. did not have any editorial input in the creation of the animation that ran last Sunday, and no one from Burger King Corp. approved it before it aired.

"Upon reflection, our poor attempt at humor was insensitive and we deeply apologize to anyone who might have been offended."

And BK said, quote, "Burger King has a long-standing relationship with FOX Sports, as well as an extensive media partnership with the network.

"The specific content for this sketch involving Jessica Simpson was not developed or aired by BKC or any of its agencies."

NOT SMART FOOTBALL! OWEN SCHMITT

On Sunday, a Seattle Seahawks football player tried to psych himself up for the game by hitting himself in the face with his helmet . . . and it resulted in a bloody gash that required stitches.