STOP TEXTING WHILE DRIVING!!!

You might think that with all the accidents that have been caused by texting while driving, people would get a clue and put down their phones and pay attention to the road. But it doesn't seem like that's happening any time soon. Here's a case in point . . .

On Wednesday, 25-year-old Nicholas Sparks of Burt, New York (--about 40 miles north of Buffalo), was towing a car with his flatbed truck.

But instead of focusing on the road, Nicholas was talking on one cell phone and sending a text message on another cell phone when he accidentally slammed into another car, then drove through a fence, sideswiped a house and crashed into a swimming pool. (!!!)

Nicholas was charged with reckless driving, talking on a cell phone and following too closely.

Fortunately, no one was seriously injured.

THE RAINBOW CONSPIRICY!?!

There's a video making the rounds on the Internet of a woman attempting to explain how the rainbow effect from sprinklers is a government conspiracy. She says that 20 years ago, you wouldn't have been able to see a rainbow in sprinkler water, but now you can.

THIS IS CREEPY!

If you've spent any amount of time watching late night infomercials, then you know just how many stupid products there are on the market. But I think it's safe to say that NONE of them have anything on THIS nonsense . . .

It's recently come to my attention that a company called Cremation Solutions uses facial reconstruction and 3D printing technology to create CUSTOM URNS, which actually LOOK LIKE the dead person whose ashes they contain.

According to the Cremation Solutions website, quote, "Now we can create a custom urn in the image of your loved one or favorite celebrity . . . from just a photograph.

"Never forget a face. Personal Urns combine art and technology to create a family heirloom that will be cherished for generations."

Or, put another way, Cremation Solutions creates urns that eerily resemble the disembodied head of your dead friends and relatives.

SECRET VIDEO OF LEBRON JAMES GETTING DUNKED ON

NORTH CAROLINA HAS BANNED THIS HARDEES TV AD!?!

Another Hardee's promotion has been rejected as too racy for North Carolina's conservative consumers.

The Rocky Mount company that is Hardee's largest franchisee is angry about TV ads for the fast-food chain's new Biscuit Holes.

Boddie-Noell Enterprises, which owns nearly 350 Hardee's, is refusing to run the ads, which also are drawing fire from the Parents Television Council.

The ads ask customers to help name the sweet treats, and offer suggestions such as "iced B-holes." In one ad, customers doing taste tests are asked to choose between the "A-holes" and the "B-holes."

In a letter to the council, Boddie-Noell chairman Ben Mayo Boddie wrote that he won't allow the ads to run in any markets that it controls, and that he has asked Hardee's parent, CKE Restaurants of California, to drop the ads everywhere.

PINK FLOYD - MOONHEAD

Unreleased Pink Floyd MaterialPink Floyd "Moonhead" -1969-A instrumental piece used for a tv-programme on the evening of the first moonlanding July 20, 1969. The programme was a used by the BBC in between the coverage of the actual moonlanding -and was called 'But what if it's made of green cheese'. The theme was the first verse and the coda, with various actors reading quotes and poetry about the moon over. The rest of the programme was information, discussions and sketches. Later in the show, Moonhead was performed uninterrupted.The music can be heard on the bootlegs 'With/Without' and 'Wavelenghts'. The song has also been known as 'Trip On Mars'.

THE WEINERMOBILE HAS CRASHED!

On Friday, the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile was in Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin, when its driver, an unidentified woman, got lost and turned down a dead-end street.

Instead of backing down the entire street, the driver decided to turn the Wienermobile around in a driveway. But she accidentally hit the gas instead of the brakes, and CRASHED into the deck and garage of a home.

Fortunately, no one was injured in the accident.

UNITED BREAKS GUITARS

I love when people find creative ways to get back at big companies when they have been wronged. Here's one such example.

Full Story: http://www.davecarrollmusic.com/story/united-breaks-guitars - In the spring of 2008, Sons of Maxwell were traveling to Nebraska for a one-week tour and my Taylor guitar was witnessed being thrown by United Airlines baggage handlers in Chicago. I discovered later that the $3500 guitar was severely damaged. They didn't deny the experience occurred but for nine months the various people I communicated with put the responsibility for dealing with the damage on everyone other than themselves and finally said they would do nothing to compensate me for my loss. So I promised the last person to finally say no to compensation (Ms. Irlweg) that I would write and produce three songs about my experience with United Airlines and make videos for each to be viewed online by anyone in the world. United: Song 1 is the first of those songs. United: Song 2 has been written and video production is underway. United: Song 3 is coming. I promise.

FUNNY BEATLES VIDEO!

Ringo wants to contribute more to the music in the Beatles.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1913069

I'M GETTIN' ONE OF THESE NEXT YEAR!

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TREE'S COMPANY'S JOYCE DEWITT MUGSHOT

JOYCE DEWITT . . . the brunette from "Three's Company" . . . was arrested for DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE on Saturday afternoon in El Segundo, California.

Police say that an officer pulled Joyce over after he saw her blow past some sort of traffic barricade. As he was speaking to Joyce, he noticed she was intoxicated, so he gave her a field sobriety test . . . which she failed.