BEST TV SHOWS ON TV....EVER!

The "New York Post" has put together a list of The 35 Best Shows on TV . . . EVER, and "The Sopranos" edged out "All in the Family" to take the top honor.


--Overall, there isn't really anything shocking about the list, except that they chose several recent shows that haven't yet weathered the test of time.


--For example, "The West Wing" and "24" both made the Top 10 . . . but "Seinfeld" is down at #23, "Gunsmoke" is #24, and "M*A*S*H" didn't even make the cut.


--Here are the Top 10:


#1.) "The Sopranos", (1999 - 2007, Hbo)


#2.) "All in the Family", (1971 - 1979, Cbs)


#3.) "The Oprah Winfrey Show", (1986 - Present, Syndication)


#4.) "American Idol", (2002 - Present, Fox)


#5.) "The West Wing", (1999 - 2006, Nbc)


#6.) "Mary Tyler Moore", (1970 - 1977, Cbs)


#7.) "Dallas", (1978 - 1991, Cbs)


#8.) "24", (2001 - Present, Fox)


#9.) "Twin Peaks", (1990 - 1991, Abc)


#10.) "Sesame Street", (1969 - Present, Pbs)


(--You can see the complete list . . . along with the cases they make for each show . . . at this link . . .) http://www.nypost.com/seven/04272008/tv/the_best_shows_on_tv__ever_108106.htm?page=0

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED!

TOMMY CHONG

Check out Tommy's website to find his movie A/K/A Tommy Chong www.akatommychong.com

NATALIE PORTMAN PEE'D ON?!?

It's rare that the paparazzi catches anything that's really, honestly interesting . . . but they scored this time. Check out these pictures of NATALIE PORTMAN getting her leg peed on by her boyfriend's dog . . . and getting a good laugh out of it!

WE ALMOST LOST MY FAVORITE ACTRESS!

SANDRA BULLOCK and her husband, "Monster Garage" star JESSE JAMES, were hit by a drunk driver in Gloucester, Massachusetts on Friday night . . . but they're fine.

According to police, Sandra and Jesse were being driven to their hotel when a gray Subaru station wagon crossed into the opposite lane and hit them head-on.

The culprit was a 64-year-old Gloucester woman named Lucille Gatchell. Police says she was TWO

AND A HALF TIMES the legal limit . . . meaning she blew a .20 on a breathalyzer test.

But get this: Lucille actually seemed AMUSED when she found out who was in the vehicle she smashed into. Gloucester cop Kevin Mackey says, quote, "After I arrested her I had her in the cruiser. I said, 'Do you realize who you hit?'

"She asked, 'Who?' I said, 'Sandra Bullock.' She was almost giggling and laughing. She said, 'My first drunk driving and I hit Sandra Bullock.'"

BILLY BOB THORNTON....THE SINGER?

BILLY BOB THORNTON has a new band called THE BOXMASTERS . . . and they'll release their debut album on June 10th. There's no word on a title . . . but it'll be a double album with both original songs and covers.

Billy Bob says, quote, "Both musically and in live performance, [the band] is like watching a combination of '60s television shows like 'Dean Martin', 'Johnny Cash Show', all those variety shows, with electric hillbilly music . . . it's a great blend."

Check them out HERE!

JOKE FROM WORKFORCE MEMBER DAN!

The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man a shot. "No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man objects. "I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!"

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. "No objection," the patient says. "I'm fine with pills."

The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra tablet." The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"

"It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!"

WIN YOUR VERY OWN MAGIC BUS!

This iconic VW van from 1965 - provided by Volkswagen Commercial Vehicles - has been signed by The Who's Roger Daltrey CBE, Patron of Teenage Cancer Trust, and Pete Townshend.It costs just £5 to enter the competition, with a minimum of £3.50 from each entry being donated to the Teenage Cancer Trust - click here for more information about TCT.All entrants will receive a free download of a previously unreleased live performance by The Who of their famous hit ''Magic Bus'' performed during the International Bus Meeting in Hannover in October 2007.

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO!

ZANE LAMPREY, HOST OF THREE SHEETS ON THURSDAY MORNING!

Zane Lamprey, the very funny host of one of my favorite shows, "Three Sheets" will be on Thursday (4/16) morning. Zane travels the world exploring the drinking culture in small pubs. The show is very funny and can be found on the MOJOHD channel on Cox HD.

Click HERE for more info.

WALKING WITH DINOSAURS!

www.dinosaurlive.com

HELP JOHN ATKINSON!

John was on the air with us this morning talking about his dream to play Torry Pines. He needs your vote!

Here's the e-mail that was sent to me about John.

I have a friend who entered a contest to play golf at Torrey Pines, the site of the 2008 U.S. Open, his name is John Atkinson. Out of more that 56,000 contestants he has been chosen as one of the five finalists.Let me tell you why I’m sending this to all of you. John was diagnosed with Stage 4 inoperable Aden carcinoma--non-small cell lung cancer a year ago tomorrow. John has never smoked and we don’t know how he got this horrible disease. He’s a 39 year old husband and father of 3 children. Most people with this type of lung cancer do not live for more than 5 years after the diagnosis. John, along with all of his friends and family, has taken on the attitude that he can beat this. He has been enrolled in a clinical study at Methodist Hospital for the past year and has gone through numerous treatments of chemotherapy. Thankfully, after a year, the cancer is stable and has not spread to any other part of his body.Lung cancer is the deadliest of all cancers, yet is drastically under funded and under researched. There is no early detection for this cancer and over 160,000 will die from it this year alone. John feels this is the kind of opportunity to show America what is possible, even when faced with a life altering disease.Whether you’re a golfer or not I’d really appreciate it very much if we can give John the votes needed to let him play at Torrey Pines. You’ll have to register to vote and if you don’t want to that’s your prerogative. But if you could do me just this one favor I know John would very much appreciate it. Once you register you can vote once a day for the next month and then the person with the most votes will get to play with 3 celebrities, Matt Lauer, Tony Romo and Justin Timberlake, a week before the US Open, and it will be taped by NBC. The other 4 contestants still get to play Torrey Pines they just won’t be taped.To vote for John, please go to: http://www.gdopencontest.com/

My 1967 IMPALA UPDATE

Well, this weekend I did a lot of dirty, messy, rusty and hard work removing the rusted trunk floor in my Impala. I hope my Tetanus shot is up to date because I was all cut up by the sharp rusty metal. The rusty metal is all out after 2 days with a grinder, air hammer, cutoff wheel and good old fashioned FORCE.

Now I just have to fit and weld the new panels in.... There's a reason it's called a PROJECT CAR!

BRIAN POSEHN IS ON THURSDAY AT 8AM!

Comedian and actor Brian Posehn will be on in the 8am hour. You know him as Kevin from Just Shoot Me or the ink feiry from the Staples commercials. He's a great comedian and you can see him this weekend at the Funnybone.

COMEDIAN & ACTOR BILLY GARDELL ON WEDNESDAY

Comedian/Actor Bill Gardell will be on with Steve and Mary in the 7am hour Wednesday 4/2 to talk about his guest apperiance on "My Name is Earl" and his new Comedy Central special on Friday. Check out his website at www.billygardell.com

THE RACOON HAS BEEN CAPTURED!

The raccoon that was living in the ceilings here at CD 105.9 has been captured by Critter Control!

Rocky the Raccoon is a male about 35 pounds...he likes long walks in our attic, marshmallow and females in heat.

Jeff from Critter Control gives us the lowdown!